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    Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks

    We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Hi, girls...I fill the description Foster gave of the person you will spend your life with perfectly. Call me!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Now, come on. Everybody knows that Twihards are mostly 40-year-old sexually frustrated housewives.
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Wait. Tyrese and Tyson Beckford are different people? No. I do not believe it.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/22/09

    @sarrible: I was wondering the same thing. Now I'm just flat-out confused.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/22/09

    @sarrible: Tyson is the hot one. Tyrese is the dumb one with lyrics like "Late night phone calls on the telephone." As opposed to other kinds of phone calls? Dumbass.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I honestly cannot understand a single thing in the Christie Brinkley item. What the fuck?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: She just sounds high maintenance... not evil.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: It's because you've been enraptured in her CRAZINESS.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I just find the idea of spending $3 million dollars on a birthday party to be disgusting. I know...it's his money and he can spend it any way he wants, but some of that money could have helped out a lot of people.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Glad you are feeling better Foster! Your gossip roundup demonstrates your vim and vigor.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @momof3wildkids: I am alive! Thank you. Nothing fixes an ear infection like a Sam Jackson Page Six Item From Heaven.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I think Denton needs to go over and borrow a cup of sugar from Sammy boy... with Gawker videotaping the whole thing of course.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Bonus points for using bespoke. Had to hit the dictionary on that one.
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    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset:

    My uncle is a bespoke tailor.

    Wow - that sounds like a secret code from a Bond movie...

    "My uncle is a bespoke tailor"..."Bond? James Bond? Felix Underwood, CIA. Welcome to Miami. I have a car waiting."

    But, really. My uncle is a bespoke tailor.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I had heard the phrase 'bespoke tailor' prior to your using it, but I always assumed it meant 'well-mannered', for some odd reason.

    (Are you Redux because you got banned at some point?)

    #tips
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Not banned. I would have welcomed a Ketching - go down in flames, and all that. But it was far more mundane. My previous incarnation got scrambled during the last upgrade, so I had to start all over again. Sent a couple of emails to Gabriel, but gave up pestering lest my behaviour be categorised as stalkerish. Sigh. All that hard work, out the window. Minsley Tortimer bequeathed me one of his seldom-used avatars - MySluttyPony. Tee hee.

    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I wouldn't dare venture into the recesses of my commenting archives. Too many things that went bump in my head, and all.

    After almost a year away, I think that this is still the most fun place to comment.

    #tips
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    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset:

    Hear, hear. After absenting myself for most of this year, I'm very happy to be back. And, although it did result in my former self's demise, I'm really glad they tidied up the commenting system. It's much, much snappier now. Like all the best bits from the old days without the waffle and squabbling that used to go on a bit too much.

    #tips
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    DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Beyonce and Jay-Z are more than dating, darling; he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    The RPattz/KStew bit is the single most satisfying paragraph I've ever read in any Gawker gossip roundup, EV-AR.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @RandomLunatic: OH. Just wait for the next item. JUST WAIT.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: How soon is this next item coming. Is it coming right now? Because it would be awesome if it was coming right now.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @DahlELama: Oh, it's here. Reset your cache and behold the magic.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/22/09 12:51 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: A. Maz. Ing.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/22/09

    @RandomLunatic: As someone who thought she was going to have to put up her dukes and kick some shins when some Twihards thought we were cutting their line at the theater Friday night, I second this emotion.

    You'd have thought RobPat was waiting in the theater for them and we were dressed like Joan Jett.

    Those are some keraaazy beeches.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: They should have to have "keraaazy beeches" on the back of their driving permits.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Valerie Flame Valerie Flame
    11/04/09

    Just saw Mark Consuelos at Crosby and spring st. Waiting for something/someone (Kelly?) and checking his phone messages. Yum.

    #stalker #markconsuelos #crosbystreet #springstreet
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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    07/23/09

    In reply to We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
    Andy has really nice people who work for him. They are totally stymied in any efforts to do their jobs properly.

    Hey Andy, are you still using casting tapes to get a date? Everyone you knew at BU wasnt surprised at what you are today. We just hoped you'd maybe become a nice person..
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/22/09

    In reply to We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
    I had no idea that Cohen was the senior vice president of original programming and development at Bravo. It doesn't make me respect him more. But I am oddly fascinated with train wreck TV shows.
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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    07/22/09

    In reply to We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
    He embodies all that is wrong with the supposed gay community. Ambition, stupidity, vanity and being just plain mean. Lauren, his boss, must have a reason why she let's him be so visible. Once she's done with him, he'll move on to "other opportunities," meaning hanging out with Sandy Galin and Ross Bleckner ....offering ecstasy to 21-year-old waiters in Sag Harbor.

    Sorry, but he is a bad guy.
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    Image of RedLineRage RedLineRage
    07/22/09

    @nicepony: I'm sorry, but what exactly does "ambition, stupidity, vanity and being just plain mean" have to do with Andy being gay? Do the names Paris Hilton, Julia Allison, Adnan Ghalib, etc ring a bell? I don't think his stupidity and vanity are connected to, or a result of, his sexuality.
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    nicepony promoted this comment RedLineRage was starred RedLineRage was unstarred
    Image of nicepony nicepony
    07/22/09

    I know what you're saying. I just typed too fast and didn't articulate things well, as he pisses me off. Glad others agree he's awful. And he reads all this crap. which is good. Sorry, if I offended.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/22/09

    In reply to We Can't Wait to Watch Andy Cohen's Masturbatory Talk-Show, and Cut Ourselves Afterwards
    Wow, homegirl really gayed it up. This is why they shouldn't allow power bottoms to talk.
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