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    Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    Always with the ninjas.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    Sometimes things are only what they seem (unlike, say, the owls).


    The poor guy in all likelihood died of bungee-nutting gone terribly wrong.


    There is even an ethical dimension to this. In Bangkok, of all places, he took the relatively higher road of not seeking professional services.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    They've been killing people with ninjas all week on Deadspin, and nobody's making a big deal out of that.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    I wonder if Carradine had kung-fu grip.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    I wondered out loud to the missus the other night if the same people who whacked Bruce Lee had Carradine done in. I can't remember how many bottles of wine we'd consumed at that point, but it seemed to make sense to me at the time.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/08/09

    @Dr. Nick:


    When's your next dinner party? Do want.

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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/08/09

    @Dr. Nick:


    Ah, yes, just as Lee was preparing to shoot his first porn film, "Enter the Rectum".

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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    In a related development, the NYP has uncovered a secret video of assassins from the Illuminati preparing to take care of the Tom Hanks problem once and for all:


    + Watch video




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    06/09/09

    @rudi_freude: NUNJAS!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    It's getting to be that you can't hang out in a hotel closet practicing auto-erotic asphyxiation without some damn ninjas showing up to finish the job.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/08/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): You don't think they were ninja strippers who turned out to be actual ninjas, do you?
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/08/09

    In reply to Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?
    I refuse to believe that it was the ninjas again. They've been relatively quiet since the Bea Arthur affair. This was the act of a single, misguided cool Kung Fu hippy. Rest in peace, David.
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    06/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Lulling us into false confidence from periods of relative inactivity is how they roll. Let us not forget the lessons learned from the Estelle Getty incident.
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