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    Image of mattress_rodeo mattress_rodeo
    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    or you could get a real job.
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    07/08/09

    @mattress_rodeo: Republican!
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    Nice clothes? Ha! I have two cats.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    Hmmm. Interesting that Sheila would call for people to wear pants ...

    [gawker.com]
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    Sheila, we miss you!
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    Oh, Sheila, how we've missed you.


    This is the reason I pay money to have an office even though I could do my work from the comfort of my own bed. It's a slippery slope. One day it's shorts and flip flops, and the next thing you know you're in three-week-old sheets with piles of coffee cups and take-out containers all around, wearing a nightshirt you formerly used to mop the floor and sporting hair on your legs and/or face that a small child could get lost in. That's what I tell myself when I write that office rent check every month, anyway.

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    07/07/09

    @Lizawithazee: That actually sounds kind of gloriously Utopian to me; if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right. I get dressed in "business casual" every day despite working in an office by myself where I interact with my boss for approximately ten minutes a day, and frankly, I wouldn't mind a few days of rolling around in sweatpants...
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/07/09

    @DahlELama: Nice place to visit, wouldn't want to live there kind of thing for me.
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    07/08/09

    @Lizawithazee: I actually got an office space so I'd have some place to plug in the laptop and use the fridge when my power gets cut off. And there's a shower there. And, come to think of it, a sarong. A communal sarong.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    *swoooooon* Lisanti can do no wrong!
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    How did she know about my "writing shorts"?
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    Image of DoctorNine's D9 Cat DoctorNine's D9 Cat
    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    gah... freekin' lack of preview...

    talk=take
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    The cure for Momma's Basement Syndrome is to visit the public library daily, and actually talk long walks in the park. Alone. Or with someone who has a functioning brain.


    Alternatively, you could just roll street musicians, and steal their cash. I think the results end up being about the same.

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    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    Or you could just dress every day. And shower. Wow.
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    07/07/09

    @tdhurst: Elitist.
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    07/07/09

    @tdhurst: i don't do that and i go to work every day...?
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Put Some Damn Pants On Already!
    Sheila Take A Bow



    + Watch video



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    07/07/09

    @phlox✔: It's too early for the Smiths. Hell, I'm joking. It's never too early for the Smiths. Or Sheila.
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    03/13/09

    In reply to Ellen Fails at Twitter, While Jon Favreau Wins
    Valleywag =~ s/Valley/Twitter/
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    03/13/09

    @twig: Ha. Your expression is not only regular, it’s extraordinary.


    How about some Oracle SQL?


    CREATE TABLE gawker_awesomeness AS

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    03/13/09

    In reply to Ellen Fails at Twitter, While Jon Favreau Wins
    Jon Favreau ≠ Jon Favreau. Related: why tags need to be keyed by arbitrary numeric primary keys and not the strings themselves.
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