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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    I will personally fly into Gatwick if she covers You're So Vain tomorrow.
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    Rozelle’s Bagman was starred Rozelle’s Bagman was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    They're running a "win a date with shower lady" contest. Second prize, however, is a shower pack including Burger King cologne.
    #headasplode
     Reply
    DennyCrane was starred DennyCrane was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Someone ought to choke that chicken.
     Reply
    SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    She makes me want to put Honey Mustard on my Nuggets.
     Reply
    BullfightsOnAcid was starred BullfightsOnAcid was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    American men don't need any help masturbating. Just look at Congress.
     Reply
    Swifter was starred Swifter was unstarred
    Image of katastic katastic
    12/10/09

    @Swifter: Ha! +1 for you, Swifter. Against my will, I laugh.
     Reply
    katastic was starred katastic was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/10/09

    @katastic: I swear off squirrel for the holidays, just for you. ;)
     Reply
    Swifter was starred Swifter was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Burger King?

    Has anyone told Prince Charles?
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    It's brilliant that somebody is finally capitalizing on the morningwood phenomenon. I mean, it's been well over a decade since Beavis and Butthead first discovered it.
     Reply
    Edited by Mount_Prion at 12/10/09 10:51 AM Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    One thing the Brit and American BKs have in common? Squishy buns.
     Reply
    Glib and Bitchy was starred Glib and Bitchy was unstarred
    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Burger Bikinis go right to my hips
     Reply
    NotChoinski was starred NotChoinski was unstarred
    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    part of that girl has been supersized.
     Reply
    Mike Jahn was starred Mike Jahn was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/10/09

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    That don't look like no bathroom of someone who subsists on the BK Value Menu.
     Reply
    Aaron Altman was starred Aaron Altman was unstarred
    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/10/09

    @Aaron Altman: It looks like the bathroom of the golfer that she's having an affair with.
     Reply
    Edited by Brad Brown at 12/10/09 11:18 AM Brad Brown was starred Brad Brown was unstarred
    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/09/09

    In reply to Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone
    What's so funny is I never, ever thought about Tiger until this shit hit the fan. I knew who he was but that's about it.,

    And I sure never saw any of his commercials for any product.
     Reply
    miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/09/09

    In reply to Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone
    I'm disappointed because Tiger Focus was the only Gatorade I could stand anymore.
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/09/09

    In reply to Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone
    motherfuck. I was staring at this 8:1 shot posted on Bodog about 4 days ago if any of his sponsors dropped him before May 2010.. This was a day before the whore came out, where it dropped to 3.5:1 .. and now that Gatorade is the first to drop him, the bets have been paid :p
     Reply
    lobstr was starred lobstr was unstarred
    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    12/09/09

    @lobstr: Actually Gatorade dropped the product before this ever happened.
     Reply
    Hamilton Nolan was starred Hamilton Nolan was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    In reply to Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone
    Yeah, but if I'm the marketing director for Trojan-brand condoms, Tiger's my guy.
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/09/09

    @AzureTexan: AshleyMadison.com. A match made in heaven.
     Reply
    AzureTexan promoted this comment TroisFilles was starred TroisFilles was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    @TroisFilles: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife . . . unless thou useth a rubber with a reservoir end."
     Reply
    Edited by AzureTexan at 12/09/09 11:11 AM AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Penscribe Penscribe
    12/09/09

    @AzureTexan: Well, except we know he doesn't use condoms.
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