Comment by notsofresh: When Carol Bartz -- or her assistant, Judy -- hears about this, there's going to be a fucking bloodbath. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by TheHonJudgeSmails: I don't care if it's a half-hour of Black and Showalter shilling for asbestos baby blankets, so long as it... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Awesome X: My favorite is when he dances with Bing Crosby. CGI, FTW. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by aMagnificentBasterd: All Hindus are vegetarians? Who the hell is serving me the Pork Vindaloo? 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ithabeleng metesunyane: Jared (the guy who lost all the weight who is in all the Subway commercials) looks like he has put... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by CountryClubRepublican: I don't care how one rationalizes it: selling access to government officials, lawmakers, and a newspaper's reporters and editors is... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Richard Lawson: Who Will Save Your Fillet of Sole? Foolish Game Hens? These Hams? 24 Responses | Other threads

Comment by TableNine: I heard Sharpie is issuing a ladies-only line of markers.... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Wrapitup: The larger question is why don't the kids already want to use condoms? If the answer is that parents don't... 17 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Martiniman: Enough already, what we really want is the Wendy and the King sex tape to be released! Don't worry she's... 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Ohcaptainmycaptain: Obama-worship is creepy. Can't we limit it to the media? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Wrapitup: The very thought of waking up suddenly in the middle of the night to see a guy next to me,... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Smitros: Sponsors for the TV show 1. Vaseline2. Wesson3. Johnson's Baby Oil4. Jergens 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by irishflyesq: Yes, because Joe Camel put a cigarette in every teen's mouth. I am so tired of the media/advertising being blamed for... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by soonbanned: People who've never worked at Bloomberg don't understand how insular the company is. If it's anything that's not financial news,... more » | Other threads

Comment by Dickdogfood: Methinks the boomers aren't the target demo for the Luvs commercials--aren't they now far too old to have children, and... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by dolemite1975: + Watch video This is so much friggin' better. Sheesh. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by saythatsfuckingcool: Ths d dmnstrts th clstls' bsssn wth mrtl ds. Th Flshlght s lk thrd hnd fr ths fckng dgtrs. ... 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by dado: I'm quite certain my life was better before I knew what a macchiato was. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Stacy Davis: I've had three friends laid off from Starbucks in the last couple months. In Seattle they are a major employer,... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Fry_Bread_Power: I hate it when doctors order healthy interaction with other people. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Kid Twist: Microsoft has a history of annoying marketing startegies and devices. Like that goddamn paperclip from a few years ago. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by blogissuchanuglyword: Apropos of not much, but I can't believe people actually Twitter. Like, that they sit there and think "Ohhh, shit... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by wasurhandle: Does the 24 Million "AFRICAN AMERICANS" include those who don't use all caps when describing themselves? Of course this probably... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by DennyCrane: Madison Square Park presented by Shake Shack. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BookishLookish: Hmm. Put some granny glasses on that doll and she looks a lot like Emma Goldman, who is in my... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Spirit Fingers: Seriously though, I've never been able to buy these cereals or look at anyone in the store with them in... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by AcerbaFemina: I think there is a major flaw in their product naming logic. It has been my experience that once... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by DennyCrane: "Those comparisons are much on the minds of consumers ... " BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT A THOUSAND TIMES BULLSHIT. more » | Other threads

Comment by Hamilton Nolan: @boozeshaman: @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: I don't write the ad copy. There's the difference. 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Mama Penguino: Guys, please do not fall for this! I know I'm just one woman, but please -- please! -- just stay... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Heywoodjablome: Scanning this headline quickly, I thought this was another fun story about Bristol Palin's baby daddy... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by TheHonJudgeSmails: Also, 67% of Americans would like to jam with John Mayer, as opposed to 18% with Jimi Hendrix and 15%... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Who is the lady in the middle in black and white? She's like the queen of the photo. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BookishLookish: Mr. Bookish L. calls these the "woo people," because they are always yelling woo! when they are having their fun. I... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by restless: Axe is the new Drakkar Noir. Back in the day, that was the eau de choice for douchebags. 7 Responses | Other threads