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    Image of Mrs. Beeton Mrs. Beeton
    12:29 PM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    This could easily be ripped from the headlines, SVU style. Could Stabler discover that the "Benchmark Hotel" is actually a front for a sex trafficking ring, where young Eastern European women are smuggled into the US and pretend to work as the hotel's cleaning ladies, when in reality they are sad abused hookers? I hope so! They could even get a fey NYC character actor to be the condescending bellhop! Basically it's exactly like "Home Alone 2," but better.

    Call me Dick Wolf! #standardhotel
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    Edited by Mrs. Beeton at 11/11/09 12:34 PM Mrs. Beeton was starred Mrs. Beeton was unstarred
    Image of once once
    11:51 AM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Who cleans the rooms w/ the guest still in it? She started cleaning at 4:30? Not saying she deserved it but the hotel policy seems a little weird. #thehighline
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    Image of chickachicka chickachicka
    12:01 PM

    @once: "Not saying she deserved it, but..."

    Jesus Christ.

    Who says that's the hotel policy? You DO realize that guests can always put up a "do not disturb" sign, or turn the cleaning staff away?

    I'm pretty sure the cleaning woman didn't have to force her way into the room to clean if he didn't want her there, but I AM sure that he tried to force himself on her after she said no.

    I'm not trying to attack you here, but come on. #standardhotel
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    10:31 AM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Has this idiot ever been inside a hotel? Turndown is part of the maid's responsibilities. #thehighline
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:33 AM

    @Beau Nerd: heh #thehighline
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    10:27 AM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    But they opposed the leather bear street fair? Not rapey enough, I guess. #thehighline
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    10:18 AM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Are you suggesting the hotel was asking for it?
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    Edited by Z und Vielpunkt's chick at 11/11/09 10:18 AM Z und Vielpunkt's chick was starred Z und Vielpunkt's chick was unstarred
    Image of gonzosmom gonzosmom
    10:24 AM

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick:
    Yes - just look at those seductive drapes on the windows. #thehighline
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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    10:34 AM

    @gonzosmom: too sexy to resist. and it matches the carpet. #thehighline
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    10:40 AM

    @gonzosmom: It wasn't rape-rape.

    It was drape-rape. #thehighline
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:17 AM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    I trust the errant guest will employ the Costanza Defense regarding sex with the cleaning woman being frowned upon. He's gotta plead ignorance on this one. #thehighline
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10:14 AM

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    $10 says that man is about to pick his nose.

    And another $10 he eats it. #thehighline
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    ... given the public attention on H1N1 ...
    ... which is, naturally, the only reason we put the damn banner on the box. #cereal
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    If your child eats Cocoa Krispies, he surely won't catch swine flu, because he will die from diabetes before he can catch it. #cereal
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/05/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: ...and/or if you feed him lots of Cocoa Krispies he will be too fat/depressed/stupid to go to school and catch all those germs. Yes, there's a bright side to everything.
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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    11/05/09

    In reply to A Top Googler's Ominous Radio Fight
    If they really wanted to get at her, they would have suggested a search for "marissa mayer laugh". #marissamayer
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    So Frosted Mini-Wheats aren't really insulin? I totally thought I cold avoid diabetic shock from freebasing that sugar spackle they shellac onto that hairy plywood. What a let down. I guess I'll just start eating Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts, and Fiber One like all the other olds with digestive issues. #cereal
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    As long as that smug Nutella mom is still smearing that shit on whole wheat toast and high-fiving herself about the nutritious breakfast she's feeding lil' Aiden and Dakota, I can't rest. #cereal
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    I miss the days when they used to put real cocaine in Cocoa Krispies. #cereal
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    If anyone would like to join in my class action medical malpractice suit against Snap, Krackle and Pop, please contact me directly. #cereal
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Sounds GREAT! #cereal
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    Image of Deric Deric
    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Can we add that Cap'n Crunch bastard? My decoder ring can't solve shit! #cereal
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    @Deric: Absolutely. I'm also considering a sexual harassment suit againt Dig'Em. #cereal
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    Image of Deric Deric
    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Don't forget that twisted cereal killer Toucan "Son of" Sam. #cereal
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Silly Rabbit, malpractice suits are for kids. #cereal
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    Deric promoted this comment A Message To Rudy was starred A Message To Rudy was unstarred
    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    If I were an illegal immigrant, I'd also be very offended at that sort of false advertising. #cereal
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