"Is it Angie or a cyborg or Megan Fox's malevolent sister?"
Hey, he stole the tag line from my script, The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller. It's about a pair of hot killer-robot driving instructors who travel back in time for some reason. #angelinajolie
I heard they originally wanted "Got Salt?" showing Jolie in close up with the seasoning sprinkled over her top lip as she sucked a wedge of lime ---but then no one thought about the movie anymore. #angelinajolie
For those who are truly curious...click below for the trailer from Hulu.
I was disappointed. But really what's Jolie done in the last eight years worth talking about? Despite that Oscar fluke for just being her loony self, she's neck and neck with Aniston.
I think it's great that they made a film adaptation of Kurlansky's cultural history tracing the use of salt through the ages.
Ordinarily, a movie about how trade routes and salt's use as currency shaped civilization would be terribly dull, but I think Jolie will bring the necessary sex appeal that sodium chloride has lacked in more conventional Hollywood thrillers. #angelinajolie
Jolie is not half as fascinating as the press and perhaps herself seems to think she is. This looks like her tenth bomb movie in a row. She's a creature of the tabloids now, not someone who gets people to pay, asses in seats, opening weekend. I actually sort of like her, but her tabloid fame is so out of proportion to anyone wanting to see her films in theatres.
"Salt" is also the most boring, unimaginative, unappealing title I can think of. I'd prefer Pepper from Police Woman. #angelinajolie
"That question sounds like one a person with a learning disability would ask."
This is the problem I have with the PC crowd - this sentence would be funny if it was ok to use the word "retarded". Instead, it's just ungainly. #angelinajolie
Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with. #angelinajolie
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I'll take Pepper. #angelinajolie
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Here is the answer. #angelinajolie
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Hey, he stole the tag line from my script, The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller. It's about a pair of hot killer-robot driving instructors who travel back in time for some reason. #angelinajolie
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I was disappointed. But really what's Jolie done in the last eight years worth talking about? Despite that Oscar fluke for just being her loony self, she's neck and neck with Aniston.
[www.hulu.com] #angelinajolie
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Ordinarily, a movie about how trade routes and salt's use as currency shaped civilization would be terribly dull, but I think Jolie will bring the necessary sex appeal that sodium chloride has lacked in more conventional Hollywood thrillers. #angelinajolie
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"Salt" is also the most boring, unimaginative, unappealing title I can think of. I'd prefer Pepper from Police Woman. #angelinajolie
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This is the problem I have with the PC crowd - this sentence would be funny if it was ok to use the word "retarded". Instead, it's just ungainly. #angelinajolie
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Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with. #angelinajolie
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Also, the Time Warner IUD seems to persist in some units to this day. #branding