I know how much you can love a dog, but don't call yourself a dog's "mom", okay? Or you can refer to yourself as "mommy" when you talk to your dog or cat, but you don't tell other humans that you're the dog's mommy. That is just retarded.
And I despise Diablo Cody, but her tweet made me laugh. I can identify. And it was funny.
Hurray, Milo Yiannopoulos aka the Oscar Wilde of tweeting made it on Twitterati! I srsly recommend following him. And stalking his ridiculously hot ass.
Said it once before, but it bears repeating: Twitter makes the smartest people sound like self-involved numbnuts. Except for Susan Orlean. She always sounds adorable.
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I don't know about the outsourcing policies of other websites where you comment, UBS, but here on Gawker we're usually expected to finish our jokes ourselves.
Although you still get points for the 11th Commandment.
@skahammer:
Of course you're right, Skahammer. I was just so taken aback by my own obnoxious persnickitivity that I couldn't handle it, couldn't finger it out.
I wasn't SORRY that I didn't see the guy get beat down. OK, maybe a little bit sorry. He was in a convertible. With a trophy wife. In the Upper East Side, pointed toward Westchester/Connecticut. If you'd seen it, you'd understand.
09/16/09
And I despise Diablo Cody, but her tweet made me laugh. I can identify. And it was funny.
09/16/09
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[www.calgaryherald.com]
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09/16/09
You'll still be my neighbor though, right? I'll totally send you an avocado tree.
09/16/09
Aw, you're so sweet. I'd love an avocado tree! Need any rabbits?
09/16/09
p.s. I'd be interested in knowing where Daisy was and how the whole thing went down. Does anyone know?
Yeah, I'd be searching too. Just the act of it would feel right. You never know.
08/29/09
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08/05/09
Said it once before, but it bears repeating: Twitter makes the smartest people sound like self-involved numbnuts. Except for Susan Orlean. She always sounds adorable.
08/04/09
08/04/09
Now, as for the one handed beauty, something about "carpal knowledge."
08/05/09
Although you still get points for the 11th Commandment.
08/06/09
Of course you're right, Skahammer. I was just so taken aback by my own obnoxious persnickitivity that I couldn't handle it, couldn't finger it out.
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[facebook.com]
and just in case it gets shortened that's right, her custom Facebook URL is "VanityURL"