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    CNBC's Microsoft Fail

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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    10/26/09

    In reply to CNBC's Microsoft Fail
    The price corrected in under 4 minutes... and for every high-frequency-trading algorithm that got robbed of that 1%, there was another algorithm that struck it rich.

    If you're average holding period of a stock is 3 minutes, then this caused damage. Otherwise you wouldn't notice. #cnbc
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/26/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: As Warrren Buffet says, "Our favorite holding period is forever." #cnbc
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/26/09

    In reply to CNBC's Microsoft Fail
    Sounds like Goldman was working the Frozen Orange Juice Futures desk during the debacle that destroyed Mortimer and Randolph Duke. #cnbc
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    10/26/09

    @ManchuCandidate: Get those traders back in here!! Turn those machines back on!!! #cnbc
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    05/01/09

    In reply to CNBC: The Movie
    Dennis Kneale is, by far, the biggest tool on CNBC. You should read some of the caustic non-arguments that ooze from him. I'd be against calling him the geek strictly because he isn't very intelligent - if he's working on anything in the basement at all, he's melting army men.


    [www.cnbc.com]

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    05/01/09

    @ADismalScience: I melted army men! Just yesterday! Now I feel a kinship with the fella.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to CNBC: The Movie
    Can't stop laughing at "You know what really turns women on? Validating them." Fucking incredible.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/01/09

    In reply to CNBC: The Movie
    Erin Burnett is a hot sister! President Obama, are you listening?
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    05/01/09

    @El Matardillo: Stunning.


    Did anyone else lean into their monitors a little during the beginning?

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    03/20/09

    In reply to CNBCer Addled By New Depression
    Dude, I love Mark Haines! Yall are such haters. He has the best parka that he puts on when it's really cold and he has to stand outside - it's got one of those fur lined Eskimo hoods and everything.


    Luv u Mark

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    03/19/09

    In reply to CNBCer Addled By New Depression
    The Old Man and the Sea Change.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/19/09

    In reply to CNBCer Addled By New Depression
    Haines should move over to Fox Business Channel and join the "Happy Hour" show. He'd get big money to belt back Jamesons and reminisce about how shellacked he got on the day the Dow hit 14000.
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    Image of dado dado
    03/19/09

    In reply to CNBCer Addled By New Depression
    I see that cat early A.M. sometimes getting on a ferry. All tore up, three miles of bad road. Splotchy like Tom Skerritt in "Up in Smoke", hair all knotty busting a square @ 7:15. He cleans up well, I guess.
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