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Mark Sanford's Argentine Mystery Woman Speaks

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Perhaps Not
06/29/09

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"stick his conservative Republican wee-wee in Chapur's ladybox?" There ya go, Cajun! Way to avoid the use of the verb "to bone" in any, even participial form. We salute you.
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BookishLookish
06/29/09

@Perhaps Not: Our Cajun Boy couldn't control the venom and just go with "ladyflower," lulz.
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Mediahohoho
06/29/09

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Also, Maria: the hacker didn't ruin anyone's life. That was you and your hypocrite/lover.
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BookishLookish
06/29/09

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Is anyone else getting the vibe of that scene in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" where Paul/Fred is reading the kiss-off letter from José da Silva Pereira, delivered to Holly by "a cousin"?
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DoctorNine
06/29/09

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I once had a gorgeous white wolf/german shepherd dog, which was strong willed and too active for his own good. He once dug a hole into the foundation of my house. Another time, he actually chewed the eaves under all the windows OFF. In a weekend. He was eventually killed, after digging under the fence, and then getting hit by a car. He was crossing the road to get to a bitch in heat.

Further explanation regarding the moral of the story is redundant.
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atlasfugged
06/29/09

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Why does a pill-popping, sedentary, morbidly- obese limpdick like Rush Limbaugh get to continue roaming the earth tormenting civilization, while the King of Pop and the OxiClean yeller are taken away? Why cruel universe, why?
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DoctorNine
06/29/09

@atlasfugged: "..Why cruel universe, why..?"

It's a well known karmic principle that mean people live forever. Freaks however, are harvested as soon as they are ripe. Which of course means I am close to the inevitable curtain call. But I can't be bothered about that.

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Pope John Peeps II
06/29/09

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1. I won't speak about my private life as it just belongs to me. It has already been made too public during these last days, bringing to me even more pain.

TRANSLATION: I'M SORRY I GOT CAUGHT.

(p.s. to argentine idiot: if you don't want things to be public, DON'T FUCK A GOVERNOR. What a dumb bitch).
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nellicat
06/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: A MARRIED governor. Can't feel sorry for her. Maybe she should have thought of her two kids before this (and by "this," I mean "she") went down?
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Mediahohoho
06/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: To be fair, the governor of South Carolina is ordinarily a low-key position involving ribbon cuttings at local Piggly Wigglys and taking kickbacks for yet another mammonth industrial hog farming operation.
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El Matardillo
06/29/09

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It's always good to see another satisfied Microsoft customer.
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