Pope Francis to Catholics: Your Marriage Is a Sham

This week, Pope Francis said “the great majority” of modern Catholic marriages were religiously invalid due to an insufficient understanding of commitment, successfully making mad dudes very mad.
Bill O’Reilly Plans to Sue Ex-Wife for $10 Million, Accuses Her of Cheating
Bill O’Reilly’s legal battle against his ex-wife Maureen McPhilmy appeared to be over earlier this year when a panel of three appellate justices unanimously granted McPhilmy residential custody of the ex-couple’s two children. According to court documents filed late last month, however, O’Reilly intends to sue…
"I got engaged over Christmas. I am really unhappy, though. This will sound shallow but I am pissed the ring is so much smaller than I imagined." The struggle is real.
Hero Couple Forges Documents to Live in Sick Million Dollar Mansion
A Keystone Heights, Fla. couple turned themselves in to Clay County police earlier this week after allegedly forging documents to live in their $1.4 million, 7,000-square foot "home." The couple's ruse was exposed when the home's new, actual owners discovered people were already living in their house.
Ungrateful Husband Smacks Pregnant Wife With McChicken Sandwich: Cops
Marvin Tramaine Hill II was arrested by Des Moines police yesterday after allegedly hitting his pregnant wife with a McDonald's McChicken sandwich "because he doesn't like them."
Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married in the Middle of Montana
According to Page Six, Scarlett Johansson is a married woman for the second time. The actress got hitched to French journalist Romain Dauriac shortly after the birth of their daughter in September. But was the ceremony in some gorgeous chateau in the groom's home country?
Teacher With Terrible Texting Skills Causes Bomb Scare at Harlem HS
A teacher at Renaissance Charter High School for Innovation in East Harlem, apparently bored out of his mind at a staff-wide "town hall" meeting last week, jokingly texted his wife, "Call in a bomb threat"—so she did, missing her husband's second text with the most essential bit of info: "Haha." Come on, man.
For the first time since the government began tracking this almost 30 years ago, the majority of American adults are single. That's probably for the best.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Marry After 10 Years
Actor Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka were married in Italy on Saturday—they've been together more than 10 years, and engaged since 2006. NPH first made the engagement public in 2011, while celebrating New York's Marriage Equality Act.
Man Fakes His Own Death to Avoid Marrying Girlfriend
Alex Lanchester met Tucker Blandford studying abroad at the University of Connecticut in 2012. She cleaned the campus theater, he was a set painter. They fell in love. After dating for a year, the two decided to get married in Lanchester's native Britain. But their big day was called off months before after the…
"I think one experiment with [casual] sex is fine. Just like trying cocaine once is fine. More than that is hedonistic and gross in my opinion." The upscale readers of UrbanBaby.com discuss the perfect number of sex partners before marriage.
Staff Sgt. Tracy Dice Johnson, a National Guard soldier whose wife, Staff Sgt. Donna Johnson, was killed in Afghanistan in 2012, has learned that she will receive survivor benefits from the VA, the first same-sex spouse to be afforded that privilege.
Woman Somehow Engaged Before Filling Fiancé's Arbitrary Sandwich Quota
When we last left New York Post writer Stephanie Smith, she was toiling to meet her boyfriend's demand for tribute in the form of 300 sandwiches, with a promise of engagement at the end of her Herculean labors. But lo, the merciful and studly king has granted her an early release for good behavior, proposing to her …
