All of Twitter Is Celebrating Something Called "Marriage Equaility"

Twitter has been in a frenzy all day, jubilant over this morning’s decision regarding marriage equaility. Er—marriage equaality. Marriage equity. Marriage equus? Who knows. Twitter sure doesn’t!
President Obama: "This Ruling Is a Victory for America"
Calling the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling a “victory for America,” President Obama affirmed the landmark decision Friday morning, saying all people are equal “regardless of who they are or who they love.”
NOM's Anti-Gay March for Marriage Was Pathetic
Today, a handful of people favoring the preservation of an abstract institution over the quality of actual human lives took to the west lawn of the U.S. Capitol for the March for Marriage, which was organized by the hate group the National Organization for Marriage. Usual suspects like Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee…
Staff Sgt. Tracy Dice Johnson, a National Guard soldier whose wife, Staff Sgt. Donna Johnson, was killed in Afghanistan in 2012, has learned that she will receive survivor benefits from the VA, the first same-sex spouse to be afforded that privilege.
This Is How Gay Marriage Affects Straight Men
This letter to the editor in The Des Moines Register explains it all:
Chick-Fil-A's CEO says he hasn't changed his mind about opposing gay marriage but regrets speaking publicly about it: "It's probably very wise from our standpoint to make sure that we present our brand in a compelling way that the consumer can relate to."
Joe Rogan Defends Gay Marriage In the Bro-est Way Possible
On a recent episode of his popular podcast, former Fear Factor and Man Show host and current UFC commentator Joe Rogan defended same-sex marriage against opponents he felt were acting like "weak-ass bitches."
Master Bedroom, Extra Closet: The Truth About Gay Marriage
Any day now, possibly as soon as tomorrow, the Supreme Court of the United States will rule on whether or not access to civil marriage is the law of the land for any adult couple, gay or straight. If they do rule in favor of marriage equality, they can hardly be charged with being "activist judges," out of step with…
Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski Endorses Marriage Equality
Just before the Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage, Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski made a clear endorsement of marriage equality. Murkowski, a Senator since 2002, joins two other Republicans in the Senate (Rob Portman of Ohio and Mark Kirk of Illinois), in supporting the rights of gay and lesbian couples to marry.
Prince Won't Discuss Marriage Equality, Lied About His Band
Former future dirty old man/cross-singer Prince granted a "rare and far-ranging, two-hour-plus interview late, late on Monday night" with his hometown paper The Star Tribune. One thing he wouldn't discuss? Minnesota's recent passage of marriage equality. Says the paper:
Minnesota’s state Senate just voted 37-30 to legalize gay marriage, making it the twelfth state (second in the Midwest) to do so. The bill will take effect August 1, which is a Thursday, so everyone keep that weekend free.
This Incredible Marriage Equality Speech by a New Zealand Member of Parliament Is a Must-Watch
Depending on your time zone, you either woke up or went to bed (or did neither) with news that New Zealand had become the 13th country to legalize same-sex marriage.
New Zealand Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage; 13th Country to Do So
New Zealand today became the first Asia-Pacific county to legalize same-sex marriage — and the 13th country overall to do so.
Washington Florist Who Denied Service to Gay Couple Over Her 'Relationship with Jesus' Sued by the State
The owner of a flower shop in Washington who denied service to a gay couple is being sued for violating the state's consumer protection laws that prohibit discrimination based on sexual orientation.
Cardinal Dolan: Gays Are 'Entitled to Friendship'
Supporting an institution (such as marriage) over actual human lives isn't a very Christian thing to do, but it is a very Catholic thing to do, and so Cardinal Timothy Michael Dolan upheld the Church's interest in protecting marriage from homosexual demons in an interview with George Stephanopoulos that aired Sunday…
Straight Male Writer Is Tired of Hearing About Gay Marriage, the Poor Thing
In a piece that comes absurdly close in tone to Andy Borowitz's satirical "Scalia Furious He Has to Hear About Gay Couples All Week" post from yesterday, Mediaite's TV writer Joe Concha bitches at length about the amount of news coverage gay marriage (and people) have been taking up lately.
North Carolina Church Refuses to Perform Straight Marriages 'Until This Right Is Granted to Same-Sex Couples'
A United Methodist Church in North Carolina is taking a dramatic stand on the issue of marriage equality by announcing the immediate cessation of all its marriage-related services until the right to marry is granted to all couples, including ones of the same sex.
