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    We Are All Married to Barack Obama

    Amusing & Alarming: Anne Heche Disses Ex-Hubby, Son's Soccer Skills

    Bernie Madoff's Affair Proves Ruth's Innocence!

    Alex von Furstenberg Wants to Tell You Who Seduced His Fiancée

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    Yeah, I get it. Prom King, Prom Queen.
    About that job performance, though--hope they can weather than storm, as the tide turns against the do-nothing presidency. #barackobama
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    10/29/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    I feel so much less violated than when I was in that Clinton marriage. And GWB, well, he was a mean bastard when he drank. #barackobama
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    10/29/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    I guess it's redundant now, especially considering HE'S president and she's actually more popular than him (poor bastard...not conservative enough for the neo-con fuckers and certainly not aggressive enough a Democrat for me, and I'm pretty centrist on everything but the stuff religious right-wingers tamper with). I guess that's not unusual--the First Lady making a better impression than the guy who's always making SOMEONE unhappy.

    It'd do no good now, but I'd like to know what she thinks, above and beyond her beautiful healthy children and dog or the White House garden. I have a vague idea--probably pretty close to what he thinks (what is that, now)....right? She's doing the usual, adding a soft touch to his presidency by playing up service, military families...things that certainly deserve attention, but these are things that the matron of the most despicable White House couple could play up safely. Who is she?

    She's still interviewed on talk shows, even though the campaign is over, and I heard at least ONCE from a professor they both had that they thought SHE'D be the one running for office someday. #barackobama
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    10/29/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    "America's most-married powerful couple" is great. #barackobama
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    10/29/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    One. More. Try.
    Elect Obama-Biden '12!
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    Image of koolaid koolaid
    10/28/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    So according to the NYT Obama's is the head of a sexist boys club, AND he is in a healthy and loving marriage with a strong and intelligent woman.

    Right, and they blame internet for the death of newspapers... #obama
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    10/28/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    Oh, God, Date Night with the Obamas.

    Too sweet for dessert, not sufficiently nutritious for spinach.*

    *Google "Kantor," "Spinach" and "dessert." #obama
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/28/09

    In reply to We Are All Married to Barack Obama
    This was great. I vote for Adrien Chen. ESPECIALLY AFTER WATCHING THIS. #obama
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/28/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Seconded. Well done, Chen. And boy, what a teachable moment for the Clintons, eh? #obama
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/28/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Big OY on this "teachable moment" business. Flip side: there's gotta be a way to tie Essence into this. #obama
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    10/28/09

    @Foster Kamer: "I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence." #obama
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    10/28/09

    @Phyllis Nefler:

    Is "Adrien" a typo, or is "Adrian Chen" a different person? If not, don't feel bad because Gawker misspelled it, too, in the previous post. #obama
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    10/28/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny: "Adrien" is a typo. My name is "Adrian Chen." #obama
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    10/28/09

    @Adrian Chen:

    Good to know. Hope to see more of it. #obama
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    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    10/29/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Hmmm, precious bodily fluids. #obama
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/29/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny: This is like Lindsay/Lindsey. I will never get it right and if I do it's just by random chance. #obama
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    10/29/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: THNX Phyllis. Love your work! #obama
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    10/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: As long as nobody is trying to mess with our Purity of Essence or steal our precious bodily fluids #obama
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    08/14/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff's Affair Proves Ruth's Innocence!

    Surprise surprise. Bernie liked blondes.
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff's Affair Proves Ruth's Innocence!
    Way to go Hadassah! $40 Million in, $130 Million out. Of course the trustee is going to suck all those gains up, eventually, but nice to see at least some of our people managed to profit with Madoff. My mom would be proud.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    08/14/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff's Affair Proves Ruth's Innocence!
    Wow. Shrewd move, Ruth. It's chancey, but the double payout is that not only are you offering circumstancial exculpatory evidence of your non-involvement, but you'll also have some emotional material from which to draw on for your otherwise cold and sterile memoir. (I give her 16 months to put the book together with a ghostwriter.)
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08/14/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff's Affair Proves Ruth's Innocence!
    I call complete and total bullshit. Sorry, Ruth, I'm sure a LOT of day-to-day shit went on at the office you weren't aware of (including Bernie gettin' some ass), but his handling of his dick and his handling of his business were not one in the same.

    That's somewhat like saying Hillary couldn't possibly have had any involvement in the Whitewater shit because she had no clue that Bill was cigar-fucking a beret-wearing whore...
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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    08/12/09

    In reply to Alex von Furstenberg Wants to Tell You Who Seduced His Fiancée
    How Oedipal. Ms. Kay certainly has DvF's eyebrow arch and social striving down pat. And in Alex's defense, killer abs are usually an adequate substitute for brains and talent.
    If famously degrading yourself is what it takes to protect dear old Mommy, do what you must, son.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/11/09

    In reply to Alex von Furstenberg Wants to Tell You Who Seduced His Fiancée
    ...former Indiana Pacers star Reggie Miller, who by the way can totally blow me for beating the Knicks all those times,- you crack me up.
    As for Alex, I guess what goes around comes around.
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    Image of HypocriticalOath HypocriticalOath
    08/11/09

    In reply to Alex von Furstenberg Wants to Tell You Who Seduced His Fiancée
    Dear Douche von Furstenberg: you cheated on your wife with a tween, and now a few years later, she's cheating on you? Let me break out my big bag of pity....and by pity I mean schadenfreude.
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