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    It's a Good Thing, You Wouldn't Understand

    Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old

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    Yes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen

    Twitter-Phobic Martha Stewart Fears Wrath of Snoop Dogg

    Martha Stewart Seeks Army of Laptop Zombies for Show

    Martha Stewart's Twitter Inc. Sex Change

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/11/09

    In reply to It's a Good Thing, You Wouldn't Understand
    "Then just put the tray of spider cookies in her hand, and set her at the door to greet your guests. Trick or treat." #tinabrown
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/11/09

    In reply to It's a Good Thing, You Wouldn't Understand
    Power Suits on Sour Coots #tinabrown
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    11/11/09

    @TedSez: (Coot slang: a cantankerous old person) #tinabrown
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    11/11/09

    @TedSez: Power Suiters with Power Cooters #tinabrown
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    11/11/09

    @bytememehard: (Cooter slang: a cantankerous old person's vagina) #tinabrown
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/11/09

    @bytememehard: = handler of a cootie catcher #tinabrown
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    11/11/09

    In reply to It's a Good Thing, You Wouldn't Understand
    "Get out of my shot, jailbird. And don't touch me." #tinabrown
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/11/09

    In reply to It's a Good Thing, You Wouldn't Understand
    The New Fish Do What They're Told in This Joint, Got It? #tinabrown
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    10/20/09

    In reply to Tuesday Night Viewers Guide
    What's with all the Conan repeats? And didn't Stewart and Colbert just take a 3 week hiatus? #television
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    Image of Torley Torley
    10/08/09

    In reply to Yes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen
    HI! I'M BRIAN FELLOW(S)

    (This has lo-fi charm, the others were pulled from YouTube!)
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/07/09

    In reply to Yes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen
    If Morgan joins then there'd be two celebrity Twitterers worth following: him and Danny DeVito.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    10/07/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: There are others worth following, but I gotta say - Danny DeVito is pure win with every tweet, and I bet Tracy Morgan would be, too.
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    10/07/09

    @RandomLunatic: Yes, he would be worth it. I am convinced Tracy Morgan is not crazy; instead, he's doing Andy Kaufmann-level performance art comedy.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    10/07/09

    In reply to Yes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen
    A T-Morgan Twitter feed is a start. I want a 24/7 real-time transcript of T-Morgan's inner-most thoughts. You just know he's even funnier in his head.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/07/09

    In reply to Yes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen
    That's because you naively expect that his life mirrors 30 Rock or that he sets his fish tank on fire daily. What if he tweets "Just ate third PB&J, and now settling in for the Hallmark channel Little House on the Prairie marathon. It's the one where Albert dies!"

    Could be hilariously expected. Or tragically mundane and creepish, which could also be hilarious. Ok, yes. Anything Tracy Morgan does will be entertaining. Even if he found a way to just quote Old Dirty Bastard for various reasons. "Wu-Tang Killer Bees on a swarm! Rain on ya college ass, disco dorm!"
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    10/07/09

    In reply to Yes, Tracy Morgan on Twitter Needs to Happen
    Damn! Now what purpose will Courtney Love serve?
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    Image of Double Banger Double Banger
    10/06/09

    In reply to Twitter-Phobic Martha Stewart Fears Wrath of Snoop Dogg
    Did he accidentally drop a red dishtowel in with his whites?
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    Image of mrbrownthumb mrbrownthumb
    10/06/09

    In reply to Twitter-Phobic Martha Stewart Fears Wrath of Snoop Dogg
    Has Snoop ever gotten around to following Martha?

    When she first joined Twitter, she was asking her followers to call her radio show, so I called and asked her on air how she felt about Snoop not returning her follow. Her reply was something about him being busy and she may have hinted that he didn't write his own tweets.

    If I remember correctly she also promised me a Follow Friday shout-out, which never materialized. Which puts me and Alexis in the special club of people psychologically damaged by Martha Stewart's empty promises.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    10/06/09

    In reply to Twitter-Phobic Martha Stewart Fears Wrath of Snoop Dogg
    God, how awful the jokes in TwitterWit are. They're all like Leno jokes.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    09/29/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Seeks Army of Laptop Zombies for Show
    Sure, if she'll fly me in and put me up at a hotel, buy my meals and transportation, and get me safely home, I'll do it. Live. In-Person. Tentacles and all. Otherwise, it's $150 an hour plus expenses.

    For that, I'd liveblog Nancy Reagan's drunken fireside reminiscences. Actually, I'd give her a discount.
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    09/28/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Seeks Army of Laptop Zombies for Show
    Martha is either going to have to pretend that the audience isn't there and interact solely with those on the stage with her, or completely change her personality in under 24 hours and not give an eff if nobody's paying attention to what she's saying. Either way, this will be entertaining (in the secondhand embarrassment kind of way).
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/28/09

    @mattchew03: What if she just lost it on them? That would be awesome. Unfortunately, I don't think the meds she's been taking since her jailbreak will allow such television entertainment.
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