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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    I wonder if she's hiding an In-N-Out 20x20 under that muumuu.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    You guys are doing some kind of advertising black magic. I read this ad, left home drove for two miles without even a though of food, but then I spotted the In-N-Out and automatically drove in. Advertising generally has *no* effect on me. Ferrero Rocher got nuthin' on In-N-Out, ambassador.
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    Image of Zira Zira
    12/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:

    What did you get?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/09/09

    @Zira: Cheeseburger, fries, and chocolate shake. (But I didn't eat it, of course. I just kept it on the seat next to me to remind me what I *shouldn't* eat.)
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    12/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh fiddlesticks, now Denton is gunna ding me for "chattiness."
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    12/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Just don't call it a "milkshake". In-N-Out doesn't use milk in its shakes. It uses a prefabricated synthetic mix combined with corn syrup. Thats why lactose intolerant people can drink them.
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    12/09/09

    @Zira: Oh... maybe that's why I feel so weird after I drink them (well I can't let them go to waste). Seriously.. I've never felt that way after eating/drinking anything else.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    "That's right. I'll need two colon cleanses next week."
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    I can't believe no one has made a Martha Can Has Cheezeburgr joke yet.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/09/09

    @Brian Moylan: Did you check jezebel's post of this same pic from yesterday? I'm sure somebody there went for it...
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    Image of Peteski Peteski
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    animal!
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/09/09

    @Peteski: That's what she said. (ho ho) Yes, yes, the whole In-N-Out secret menu -- Martha just said, "I'll take it all to go." Zen Martha (post-jail) would have said, "Make me one with everything."
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    Never did like the leggings with VEINY ankles in flats look. Not on the young, the not so young, or anyone else. I shouldn't think embolism when I glimpse your feet. The only thing that could make that worse would be....stirrup pants.

    If stirrup pants come back, someone in Milan needs to be slapped with a Chico's catalog.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    In-N-Out is said to have some of the more humane meat-buying and labor practices in the fast food world. And that's a good thing.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/09/09

    @TedSez: how do they get around factory farming with the volume that they do?
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/09/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: They get around it by basically fudging the truth. All the meat is processed at their own factory in Baldwin Park, but they don't disclose where they actually purchase the meat from. However, up until the bulldozed cow scare of last year they were purchasing at least part of their meat from Hallmark/Westland. They stopped buying from them last year. All in all, there's no evidence that I know of that they've ever put forward that claims they use meat from humane farms. Which in most every single case means it's factory farmed.

    However, they do pay their employees significantly more than minimum wage which I like to think helps explain their superior staff in the restaurants compared to other fast food.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/09/09

    @MyNameIsChris: of course. If cattle grazed the way they were supposed to--on grass-- and didn't have to live on giant e-coli shit piles and were not slaughtered by the 400's every hour, then hamburgers would cost many times more than they do now. And there'd be a lot fewer franchises for Ms. Martha (a proponent of organic gardening) to frequent.

    On the bright side, (very dim bright side)--at least not all lower-wage workers end up being exploited by the billionaires who own Wal-Mart.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/09/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Thanks for those details.... Even if they're better than the other chains, that's not necessarily saying much.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/09/09

    @TedSez: If anybody really cares, they should really research it themselves... this is basically what I remember from looking it up at one point when I was curious if I'd feel guilty eating there (and after hearing so much talk about how high quality their product is).
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    12/09/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: If you have twice the cash you can always find where the Green Truck On The Go is and enjoy a grass fed beef burger...
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/09/09

    @MyNameIsChris: this delivery method is still very servicey.
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    12/09/09

    @MyNameIsChris: well, I don't eat them but I like that there is that option. Again, servicey. :-)
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/09/09

    @TedSez: Read Stacy Perman's book on In-N-Out. And yes, got your "That's a good thing" reference...
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    Christmas itinerary: Seatac to Burbank --tell everyone on the plane the first thing I'm gonna do when we land is go to the In N Out; get picked up by hostess; In N Out: two double doubles and fries; Christmas and shit; stop at In N Out on the way to the airport: one double double no fries (tell In N Out employees how much I am gonna miss them); Burbank to Seatac; begin Seasonal Affective Disorder.
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    Edited by belltolls at 12/09/09 5:44 PM belltolls was starred belltolls was unstarred
    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/09/09

    @belltolls: Don't forget the side trips to Pink's for hotdogs.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    12/09/09

    @GlasgowRose: You trying to kill me!? How about chasing it with a Tommy Burger?!
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/09/09

    @belltolls: I wasn't going to suggest that, but since you bring it up (hopefully not literally), go for it & enjoy!
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    Am I looking at this wrong, or does it seem everyone there is giving her a wide berth?
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/09/09

    @A Message To Rudy: At MSLO it's called a "wide Marth."
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    That one looks like the one in Culver City, don't it?
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/09/09

    @BookishLookish: It looks like any of about a hundred of the stores built after '92 or so... they sure are saving on store design.
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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    12/09/09

    @MyNameIsChris: They used to have varying designs? Where can I see one?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/09/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Our Culver City? Or do you have one over there on the funny coast?
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    "You want it 'animal-style'? I can't talk like that now...Oh, that's a burger???"
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    If you enlarge the photo, you'll also notice John Popper coming out of the bathroom with a look of satisfaction.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    Oh Brian, that made me LOL. Thank you, this day has felt like a week.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    Stewart knows exactly what to get to trick, then poison Rachel Ray.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    12/09/09

    In reply to 'Of Course I'm Using My Own Hamburger Recipe'
    I am about to give you the best In 'n Out trick of all time.

    OK...so you order a shake (it only works for shakes) when you put in your order for a meal. Say you want your shake now.

    Because of some glitch in In 'n Out's system, the information that you've already received a shake doesn't relay to the back. So when your meal comes, you get ANOTHER free shake.

    Believe me, nothing tastes as good as a free shake.
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/09/09

    @Mike Byhoff: The last thing this country needs is free milkshakes
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    12/09/09

    @CrayonSmoothie: I understand what you're saying. But at the same time, I don't.
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    12/09/09

    @Mike Byhoff: I was referring to our national obesity problem. Wow, that was a really naggy thing for me to say.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/09/09

    @Mike Byhoff:

    Do you seriously do that? That's not right.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    12/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh, nevermind.
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    12/09/09

    @Mike Byhoff: I understood what you're saying. But at the same time, I didn't!
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    12/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I don't want to fight! I like you.

    All I'm saying, is in the world of lactose Darwinism, only the strong survive.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/09/09

    @Mike Byhoff:

    Oy, the best remix is gone.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    12/09/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Perfection.
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