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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Ugh, Jeter. He's not even handsome.

    But I guess the women who date him think his bank account is.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Handsome? Who needs handsome when you get free implants?

    (Not related to Jeter, but related to what you said & the item about the Aussie quack doctor in this post.)
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Not that Jay ever put out an album that trumped Illmatic, but he did expound on the above song, and handled that sample with great care. Also, caviar is to 1998 as Lexus is to 1996. Which is true, although I'm not sure what that says. Yeah.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You can imbed the video directly by clicking the "You Tube" logo at the bottom of your comment box and dropping the URL in there instead. Like this.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Hell yeah.
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Goddamned kids, and your fancy interneting.
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: After being away from commenting for about a year, I literally had to send Gabriel an e-mail to figure out how to make a comment. The commenting page looks completely different from how it used to, and I couldn't figure out what the hell "Share" was referring to. So, you are not alone.

    (I still don't remember how to imbed a hyperlink - inserting a link beneath text - so if you figure that one out, let me know.)
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEST
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEAMWORK!!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Too sweet!
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: I think I'm going to need some practice on this (it didn't work my first try), but thanks!
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Who thought remaking Karate Kid was a good idea? With an 11 yr old? Fail!
    Also, Beyonce is not only gorgeous and talented, she works her ass off and has a great sense of humor. If JZ screws that up he will be the dumbest man alive.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Tip: If you find Derek Jeter interesting/attractive/admirable, you are "bronze" class humanity.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    So what I understand is that Jay-Z and Diddy were licking caviar off each other's naked bodies. Confirm? Deny? Provide video?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: My confusion as to whether I find that mental image tantalizing or repellent is quite possibly going to lead to heavy drinking tonight.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    While I'm itchy to get out of the house and sit on the internet in a different location for a nine hour stretch, I must admit that I'm nervous about going in tomorrow -- my spider sense has been tingling all weekend that I might be getting a pink slip for Christmas.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I hear being a ho ho ho pays pretty well, if you're looking for a backup plan.
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    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Added to the list.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): EEP. Good luck.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Thank you. I think that should the axe fall, I'm going to survive the holidays by whoring myself out to lonely empty nesters. For a low fee, I'll come over towards the middle of the holidays to make cookies and wrap presents. I'll listen to all of the stories about how Aunt Barbara's just going to burn the ham again this year, and I'll help address the holiday cards. For an additional fee, I'll turn up on the 24th in an ugly sweater for a cup of cocoa. For just a little more, I'll call on January 1, just to wish a happy and healthy 2010.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Sir, you reek of desperation.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: With just a hint of nutmeg?
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    11/25/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Caught in Bed With Big Government
    Do magazines think people want to wait for their regurgitated content on a monthly basis again? No. They do not. Silly magazines. You're going to have to offer people subscriptions to a bunch of your sites. And not .pdfs.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/25/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Caught in Bed With Big Government
    From the looks of the picture, Martha Stewart is in bed with something other than the State Dept.

    With that stick, it is no wonder she doesn't need a man.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/23/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
    Where is the vitriol? Where is the cattiness? And where is the apology?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/23/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
    Can we get a pancake-themed version of the smackdown that could have been?
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    Image of RunawayPancake RunawayPancake
    11/23/09

    @Smitros: Yes!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/23/09

    @RunawayPancake: Great minds . . .
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/23/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
    Well-played, ladies. Your evil alliance will never be suspected now.
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    11/23/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: You mean their evoo-alliance?
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/23/09

    @pony_express: Shhhh.
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    Image of JohntheCraptist JohntheCraptist
    11/23/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
    Sorry to be that guy, but "would of never of"? Really? This makes me want to slash my wrists, vertically, like I mean business.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/23/09

    @JohntheCraptist: Which is the way Martha recommends in her latest work, "Martha Stewart's Self-Injury Handbook".
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    Image of JohntheCraptist JohntheCraptist
    11/23/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: In addition to suggesting you keep your slashed wrists submerged in "hhwhaw-turr" (I've always felt Martha's high-falutin' pronunciation of "water" was a good thing.)
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/23/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
    Too bad, I have not seen a good roller-pin duel in quite some time.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/23/09

    @resipsaloquacious: *brandishes rolling pin* Have at you!
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/23/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes
    And, with Martha's refusal to snap Rachel's spine with her bare hands, my last glimmer of interest in either of them faded to black.
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