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Miss Universe Goes to Gitmo: 'I Didn't Want to Leave'

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kathotdog
03/31/09

In reply to Miss Universe Goes to Gitmo: 'I Didn't Want to Leave'
from this quote "...we took a ride around the land and it was a loooot of fun!" I'm thinking she is secretly Canadian.
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
04/01/09

@kathotdog: that's "al-loout"
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The Dewd
03/31/09

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You know what's worse than this? When ignorant people pretend to know what they're talking about. At least she knows she's out of her depth and didn't bother trying to tackle any of the "issues".

Then again, maybe I'm giving her too much credit. She was probably too dazzled by shiny things to notice anything else going on.
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misslinda
03/31/09

@The Dewd: You're definitely this pageant queen too much credit. For reference, please watch a marathon of Toddlers & Tiaras on TLC. It's horrifying.
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DeadliestSin
03/31/09

@misslinda: But that would make one admidt to watching TLC in the first place.
I swear the only good show left is "What not to wear", the rest of the shows are about people who reproduce in horrifying numbers.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
03/31/09

@The Dewd: at least she wasn't Joe the Dumber saying, "There's so many questions to ask, I don't know where to start. But, uh, if I may, America rocks and commies suck and taxes suck..."
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Aaron Altman
03/31/09

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"I didn't know how to pronounce 'latrine'. I kept making it rhyme with 'la wine' which was wrong because the MP's kept yelling at me. Then I got so mad I threw a rock at a poster on the wall and it broke right through the paper and I looked at the hole in the middle of the poster and then I poked my little finger through then my arm then my other arm and by that time the poster had been all but ripped from the wall revealing a maw in the concrete wall preceding a long tunnel that had been dug right through. And then I crawled through 500 yards of the foulest-smelling shit ever and I Shawshanked in my Redemption! Then the tower guards shot me through the shoulder and la-dee-dah, here I am recovering in the infirmary next to the other dude who'd tried to escape previously. He says his name is 'The Other American Taliban' and I was like 'Is that like pork?' and he was like 'Naw, I don't eat that shit.' Oh look, they're serving ice cream! ICE CREAM IN THE INFIRMARY!!!"
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
04/01/09

@Aaron Altman: TINSREEE !!!! WE'VE MISSED YO-

oh. wait. not tinsley. where is tinsley? oh, wait...
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Bitrex
03/31/09

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"We were told that the pieces of broken glass on the beach were actually the petrified lachrymations of wailing immortal souls imprisoned for a thousand millenia on the ice planet of the Screaming Wolf God. It was all very pleasing and informative."
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Schm
03/31/09

@Bitrex: Amazing.
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The Dewd
03/31/09

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"...And the Marines took us out on the lake an we got to go waterboarding!! It was SOOOO much fun!! We they told us the detainees get to go waterboarding I got SOOO jealous!!"
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
03/31/09

@The Dewd: I hope you never get jet-skiied though. It is torturous.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
03/31/09

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Such as!
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Disco-Johnson
03/31/09

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I am so glad that her morale has been boosted by this trip. Next she should go to "beer bottle beach" in Gary, IN. It is named for the thousand of broken beer bottles that have been thrown against the rocks over the last hundred years.
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BadUncle
03/31/09

@Disco-Johnson: You can see all the garbage shining with the sun.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
03/31/09

@Disco-Johnson: and the air. You can literally kiss it.
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econdave
03/31/09

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Beautiful, scantily clad women and seething, imprisoned Islamists. Sounds like a great idea to me!
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skahammer
04/01/09

@econdave: Stay out of my scary, scary dreams, econdave.
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Richard Lawson
03/31/09

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"Then we flew to Epcot Center. I was horrified."
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
03/31/09

@Richard: I couldn't agree with you more. Oh...good one.
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