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BxgrlJeri
05/20/09

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"Cheney" and "GWBush and "psycho" all have six letters.

Coincidence? I think not.
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HiredGoons
05/20/09

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Hey Dick: your daughter's a lesbian. Y'know, just in case you forgot.
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E. H. Cotton
05/20/09

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I still think that's a naked lady reflecting in those glasses.
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Colonel Mustard
05/20/09

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I wonder if we can hire this lady to show up at his asinine press conference?

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HiredGoons
05/20/09

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'Shoes or no shoes, I'm still great enough to conquer her. And woe to those who try and stop me! Now fly! Fly!'
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flossy
05/20/09

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Talk it up, you miserable, sadistic old creep. Obama is trying really hard to undo your horrific policies as slowly and un-boat-rockingly as possible and to avoid at all costs actual criminal investigations into your sick waterboarding fetish, but hey--if you want to force his hand by running your mouth right and left about how the President is a pussy but torture is great and you love it so much... well go right the fuck ahead! It will burn you eventually, and by that point there won't be anyone left who willso much as piss on you to put out the fire. Asshole.
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depardoo
05/20/09

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Don't you know that the only reason there was no second terrorist attack in the U.S. was because of the measures taken by the Bush Administration? Don't you know that? It's scientifically proven. Look, there hasn't been an attack since 9/11, so the reason for that must be the efficacy of measures taken. It's just scientific logic.
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Nic Fit
05/20/09

@depardoo: Right. That anthrax thing that scared the shit out of everyone in late 2001 apparently doesn't count.
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Colonel Mustard
05/20/09

@depardoo: Also, I notice we have not been invaded by aliens since 9/11 either — COINCIDENCE??? Bush kept us safe from space mutants.
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depardoo
05/20/09

@Nic Fit: @Moriturus:

It's called irony.
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Brian Fowler
05/20/09

@depardoo: Well except those subways blown up in your allie's capital of London. Or does the UK count?
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Mount_Prion
05/20/09

@depardoo: I saw a black man look twice at a white woman in 2006.

We need more Patriot Act!
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depardoo
05/20/09

@Brian Fowler:

Let me 'splain: My original comment was parody. I think the Bush Administration's repeated mantra to the effect that the absence of subsequent attacks was proof that U.S. methods worked is patent nonsense. So, please stop citing subsequent incidents. Of course it's rubbish!
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depardoo
05/20/09

@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.:

Or at least Jim Crow!
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Paul_Is_Drunk
05/20/09

@depardoo: I thought it was obvious it was sarcasm, but this is the internet. No inflections. You need to add one of these: /sarcasm
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depardoo
05/20/09

@Paul_Is_Drunk:

Excellent idea. Henceforth, we should all place inflection cues between square brackets in our comments.
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pufflehuff
05/20/09

@Brian Fowler: Hey! Our turrrrrists were homegrown pal! Nowt to do with Eye-rack or any of that other stuff. Probably their radicalisation had something to do with their perception of how the West waged a War on Terror/anyone vaguely Muslim. Constant strip-searching at airports tends to do that.
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Mount_Prion
05/20/09

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I'd kill, or at least torture, for Cheney to give the speech wearing one of these:

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Nic Fit
05/20/09

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I'm keeping my copy of "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" handy. Any day now...any day now.
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BadUncle
05/20/09

@Nic Fit:

[mog.com]
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