Mary-Kate Olsen describes her childhood act as "little monkey performers." The Beach Boys threaten to sue Katy Perry. Lily Allen is pregnant. Enrique Iglesias waterskis naked. Maddox and Pax call their nanny "mom." Thursday gossip's problems go back to childhood.
Actress Elaine Carroll has masterfully created a web series parodying the life of Mary-Kate Olsen. Videos vary from MK at NYU, to MK with her bodyguard, and MK getting hit on by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Our favorite videos, inside.
[Here is a picture of Mary Kate Olsen wearing a funny outfit. Good night! Photo via Bauer-Griffin.]
The Olsen twins have finally unloaded the $8.45 million Manhattan penthouse they never lived in.
Mary Kate and Ashley never moved into their six-bedroom, four-and-a-half-bath penthouse at 1 Morton Square and they've been trying to sell it since 2005. Current asking price: $8.45 million. That should sell in a New York Minute. [Images via Curbed]
[Michelle Tanner arrives with herself at the Broadway premiere of the new "Lend Me a Tenor" revival last night; image via Splash]
[The actress, or whatever she's doing these days, in New York yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]
[The Mary-Kate edition Olsen leaves her apartment; image via Splash]
Tonight's episode of SNL was a bore until this: a hilarious, celebrity-centric spoof of CBS' Undercover Boss that featured Steve Jobs as a trash man (you know where this is going), Richard Branson, Martha Stewart and more. Video inside.
If a fight broke out, who would survive? Brad colludes with Angelina's kinda incestuous brother. Matthew Fox's stripper may have faulty memory. Madonna's boytoy stands in a corner and cries. Another day, another reality star sex tape. Thursday gossip arrives.
It's hard to believe that before these two girls were style icons, they were making these terrible music videos. Here, the two dream about a life where they don't have to listen to adults anymore because they're the president.
[Mary-Kate Olsen leaving her apartment in Manhattan today; image via INF]
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt stopping off for a bite to eat at a branch of Cafe Metro in Midtown on Sunday ... Reese Witherspoon arriving at JFK on Monday night and crossing the street yesterday ... Hugh Jackman, Dustin Hoffman, John McEnroe, and Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist attending a Knicks game ... Ashlee…
[We can't tell which Olsen is dressed as court jester and which is an angry Goth bird at the premiere of Nine last night in New York. Image via Getty]
Mary-Kate Olsen walking downtown with her mom after a little shopping expedition ... "Advice columnist" Ashley Dupre going into an office building near Gramercy Park with an unidentified man ... Amanda Seyfried carrying a handful of holiday gifts in the East Village ... Michelle Williams crossing the street with her…
Twisted Sisters: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen all dressed up for last night's tribute to director Tim Burton at the Museum of Modern Art.
Halle Berry walking downtown with a friend yesterday ... a grumpy-looking Ron Perelman leaving Bar Pitti on Sunday... Alex Rodriguez walking to lunch at Da Silvano ... Mary-Kate Olsen getting coffee with Nate Lowman in Tribeca ... Phoebe Cates getting breakfast with a friend yesterday at Yura on Madison Avenue ...…
Tyra Banks shopping in the West Village with a Gucci fanny pack around her waist ... Sienna Miller walking her dog (and picking up after her, too) ... Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen leaving an office building in Midtown ... Anna Paquin arriving on the set of The Romantics on Long Island ... Katie Holmes carrying coffee on…
Billy Joel leaving his building and heading to Nello's (!) for lunch ... Michelle Williams walking daughter Matilda to school ... Blake Lively shopping downtown ... Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attending a Rangers game with their kids ... Courteney Cox arriving at her hotel after an appearance on Regis & Kelly ...…
If you're anything like us, you stay up late at night and ask yourself that age-old question: Now that the Olsen twins have outfitted us with clothing, shoes, and jewelry (not to mention quality TV programming), when will they finally take the next step and begin designing overpriced sunglasses? That day will soon be…
