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BadUncle
09/23/09

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For tens of thousands of dollars, the Magic Fingers better come for free.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
09/23/09

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wouldn't the screen be too close if it were at the foot of the bed? If that TV were on, I would be too dizzy and headachey for relations, that's for sure.
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City_Dater
09/23/09

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Having a TV in the bedroom is sad enough; having it built right into the bed is a blatant announcement of misplaced priorities.
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phlox✔
09/23/09

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If a clitoris came with a remote control device the divorce rate would be much lower.
The marriage rate also.
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Airvault
09/23/09

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Why does "The Groove" look like it has come alive and is ready to start eating people?
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homoviper
09/23/09

@Airvault: Because those speakers look like angry eyes!
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unclevanya
06/08/09

In reply to Chick Runs Dude Network
I only watched Spike for the Star Trek reruns, but those have either migrated to *chuckle* SyFy *chuckle* or disappeared completely.

But I guess watching Japanese guys gets their nuts crushed while performing stunts was okay too.
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City_Dater
06/08/09

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Isn't this whole "dude in a girl body" thing how Jenny McCarthy used to market her burping, farting, Candie's-shilling self?

Like most men wouldn't recoil in horror from a frat boy with tits...
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shostakobitch
06/08/09

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somebody tell this dizzy broad and her gams that a network built on ideas a 12 year old boy might come up with is, while probably not an awful one business-wise, definitely annoying as fuck.

maybe the next development idiot can come up with shows like "what race gives the best blowjob" and some sort of reality show following the assemblage of g. gordon liddy's "stacked and packed" calendar. or just 22 minutes of teens throwing their feces off a freeway overpass.

mondays .. . i am not happy with life.
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Kid Twist
06/08/09

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Not surprising at all. Straight guys rely on chicks to pick out their clothing and stuff all the time. Why not their TV shows, too?
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allyzay
06/08/09

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deadliest warrior is literally the stupidest thing i've ever sat through and that list of "things i've sat through" includes national treasure 2. i mean...i feel like i was younger than 12 when i stopped worrying whether or not william wallace could beat shaka zulu (this was an actual episode fyi).
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dado
06/08/09

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I still think it's funny that Spike Lee sued to have them change their name, lest there be confusion about his support for the network. Sharon vs. Spike Lee would make a nice Deadliest Warrior episode.
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Spirit Fingers
06/08/09

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I don't use this word much, because it's just awful, and silly, and relegated to people like Spencer Pratt, but in this instance it's warranted.

Dude, Deadliest Warrior, is awesome.
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Hamilton Nolan
06/08/09

@Spirit Fingers: Yes. This post should not be construed to imply that 'Deadliest Warrior' is not awesome.
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Mount_Prion
06/08/09

@Hamilton Nolan: I watched one episode. I think I could like it if I was really drunk or on cat tranquilizers.
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Spirit Fingers
06/08/09

@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: I'll regard that as something people say when what they really mean is, "It's so great, that it could only be enhanced by drunkenness or cat tranquilizers, because those things would never detract from something so expertly entertaining as seeing who would win between Skaka Zulu and William Wallace."
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Mount_Prion
06/08/09

@Spirit Fingers: No, I'm not hating on it. I think I could really enjoy it in the right state of mind.

When I first saw Zoolander, I was tripping on acid. I found the film totally confusing and had no idea what was going on until David Bowie's floating, disembodied head appeared. And from then on, I loved it.

It's all about the right combination.
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Spirit Fingers
06/08/09

@Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Ah, now I see. However, I never much cared for Zoolander. I don't find Stiller and Wilson interesting, except in an odd, who has the more comical facial features kind of way. But after pondering that for like 3 minutes I've moved on to wondering, why they're currently successful? Why the Smithsonian is a good place for kid-friendly hijinks? Where your movie career goes after being smacked by a monkey...things like that.
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Mount_Prion
06/08/09

@Spirit Fingers: I could care less about Stiller or Wilson, I'm talkin' about Bowie here!
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Mount_Prion
06/08/09

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Jesse James' posters really make me want him to miss that one jump.
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econdave
06/08/09

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"We have been trying to figure out how to do a show with women in it that is sexy and not misogynist," Ms. Levy said.

Sharon, give me a call. I've got this great idea for a show called Smell the Glove.
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TEEDLE
06/08/09

@econdave: Is that a "This Is Spinal Tap" reference?? That would make my life.
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Smitros
06/08/09

@econdave:

I thought it was "Sniff the Glove." Then again, I could have been sleeping.
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