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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    When God closes a door on an Eric Schwartz, he opens a window for a Charmaine Blake.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    I heard the massage is wonderful, but if you reach for a tit while you're on the table, a capybara jumps out and gnaws your balzac. Be forewarned.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: I think someone might be afraid of the competition.
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    07/07/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I don't do manual labor, CL. Verbal abuse, I've got that for you in spades. God gave me this mouth for a reason, sir.
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    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: Unless, of course, the capybara is facing an anaconda.
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    07/07/09

    @BadUncle: With junk in the trunk of its Honda?
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    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Hopi ending?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Is this for the Indigenous Spa? Because reading their website, they talk about how the spa provides a sustainable resource for local women to develop a skill. Not quite the same thing the PR pitch is going for.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    'The women, who are immaculately clean and wear uniforms which do little to conceal their glowing aboriginal cheekbones'


    So they won't be wearing ceremonial face masks while they oil me down? Pass.

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Methinks that, were they to squeeze excruciatingly hard on certain parts of leering Eric Schwartz' body, the overly-fetishized native Amazonian women will communicate more effectively with their "very strong hands".
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    As creepy as it gets.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Then again, he does show the same level of proficiency with the English language as the average blogger.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/07/09

    In reply to 'Amazon women live in huts massage gringos all over except butts(etc.)'
    Aspiring writers? Maybe expiring writers.
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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    05/06/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff: Typical Massage-Getting Jerk Boss
    After watching the video, I've decided that the secretary is not seeking revenge by spilling the beans. She seemed genuinely shaken by the events that lead to pandemonium. I don't think this is a case of the hired help having the last word. She even had kind words for battle axe Ruth!
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    05/06/09

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    Bernie Madoff: Typical Jerk-Getting Massage Boss
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    05/06/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff: Typical Massage-Getting Jerk Boss
    Roving eye? They have surgeries for that now, don't they?
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    05/06/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff: Typical Massage-Getting Jerk Boss
    So he inflated his assets and produced big returns for the masseuses? Eww.
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    05/06/09

    @scroll_lock: Yes, and he also came into money.. gah
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    05/06/09

    @scroll_lock: ..his alleged stock rose quite a bit.. then after it peaked it fell to a trickle...
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    05/06/09

    @scroll_lock: ...and now he's in a heavy bear market...


    zingg!! someone stop me

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    05/06/09

    @lobstr: "Investor? I hardly know her!"
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    05/06/09

    @scroll_lock: That's what she spread.
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