So what's Sir Patrick Stewart up to these days? Well, since moving to Park Slope and getting engaged to his 35-year-old singer-songwriter girlfriend Sunny Ozell, it seems he's been spending all of his time getting high in treehouses and teaching his fiancée about the finer points of ACTING.

Perhaps you had a bad year. Maybe you're in need of some serious redemption. Then Master Class on the new OWN network might be good for you.

The Oprah Winfrey Network launched yesterday. New York Times television critic Alessandra Stanley calls it "a place where cynicism takes a holiday and mockery hasn't yet been invented." This will not stand.