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badasscat
11/11/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
I thought the whole point of this was that the tape shows her post-boob job. Wouldn't that necessarily make her an adult? #carrieprejean
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heywhat
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
How much do you want to bet she's banging Hannity? He gives her all the air time she wants AND he writes the foreword to her crappy book, probably for free. Seriously, he loves her. #carrieprejean
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AndIAmTellingYou
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Here's another lesson she hasn't learned: When you spew fire and damnation, prepare to get burned. #carrieprejean
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shag_carpet_bomb
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
She obviously turned that boyfriend gay, and this is his retribution for the marriage thing! #carrieprejean
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SpicyMeatball
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
"never did I think it would come and just slap me in the face"...literally, that's what she said. #carrieprejean
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StonedAndDethroned
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
I refuse to believe this "God" character she talks about actually exists until she pops out a gay kid. If that happens, I will go to church every day of my life and be His humble servant. #carrieprejean
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taraniso
11/10/09

@StonedAndDethroned: Not only that, I hope God will gift her with a reincarnated Paul Lynde.
Circle gets the square, Carrie! #carrieprejean
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onebadclam
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
"Americans should not be attacked for their beliefs." Is she even aware of to whom she is speaking? #carrieprejean
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Trai_Dep
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Physical age doesn't matter to automatons lacking a soul.
And, being a couple months shy of eighteen doesn't count as being of "a disconcertingly young age". Not when her ilk clap their hands happily when children are placed on Death Row, or sentenced to Life w/o Parole... Can't have it both ways, hon. #carrieprejean
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BookishLookish
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Oh, honey. Box of hammers is too good for you. You are dumber than a case of roof pitch. And excuse me, you'd suck cock on a picket fence for "extra money," and you know it, and we all know it.

Now use those fake tits the pageant bought you and make your for-real porn tape and get on with your life so we can get begin to forget that you ever yammered against the geighs on real TV. #carrieprejean
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PaisleyPajamas
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
I've learned a lot about people and what they'll do to make extra money.

So says the woman who allowed a pageant to buy her a set of bolt-ons and is hocking a book about nothing. Right on, girlie! Keep it real. #carrieprejean
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Mike Jahn
11/10/09

@PaisleyPajamas: I got a few spare bucks right here, Carrie. Let's discuss. #carrieprejean
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Buttafooco
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
I'd need to see the tape before I can decide whether or not to pass judgment on her. It would be very unfair to do so without seeing the physical evidence. #carrieprejean
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Niko Bellic
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Carrie, if it was just a mistake, and if no one will show it publicly, then why is the existence of this tape a problem?

Why didn't you say this same thing to those lawyers: "pfff... big deal, it was the bigest mistake of my life", and just pressed on with the law suit?
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manchops
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
Has anyone else discussed this yet:

What is with that last name of hers? On the one hand, it sounds like a made up porn name, and then when I think about the word "pre" next to "jeans" the combination of the two sounds like some type of bodily fluid that isn't the kind of thing you'd want your children to know about.

Is this woman really just a made up nightmare cartoon or what? #carrieprejean
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CODiva
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
I find Carrie's explanation very touching.Also suspect her looking back like this is going bring on one holy-moley of a pillar of salt. #carrieprejean
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adiam7
11/10/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn
What makes her think that it couldn't have been someone that had access to the video from her computer? She probably showed it to a few friends. I am not sure if she was underage. Why would she be worried about a tape that can't be released, she dropped the lawsuit as soon as she saw that the pageant had the tape. Her eyes are freaking me out. The book is for Americans, great. #carrieprejean
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