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    Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?

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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/23/08

    In reply to Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?
    He bought Abigail a baby sister for Christmas?
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    12/23/08

    @ObtuseIntolerant: Or Hanukkah? (My bad.)
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    12/23/08

    In reply to Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?
    That lucky little girl. When she's ten she'll be able to hang out and do fun stuff with her 81 year old dad.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/23/08

    @GirlyWhirl: I know. What a narcissistic fuckhead.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    12/23/08

    In reply to Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?
    --Or maybe Monica Crowley's just eye-raping his Daddy Warbucks sized wallet?
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    12/23/08

    In reply to Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?
    I've seen the way right-wing freakshow Monica Crowley eyes him hungrily on the McLaughlin Group, just before the cameraman pans to her legs.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    In reply to Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?
    re: Mort.


    He totally paid someone. I bet she is a nobody.

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/23/08

    @SisterMaryMartha:


    Agreed. He wanted another child, paid a surrogate, now "baby is home with elder sister", but no mention of mom.

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    12/23/08

    @SisterMaryMartha:


    Which would also fit the "pattern" - "confirmed bachelor"...surrogate mom.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/23/08

    @FormerEnglishMajor: It's so vulgar to announce it though. Blechh.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/23/08

    @BookishLookish:


    But he's a media guy, baby! Flaunt your ability to control the media!

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    In reply to Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?
    Dear god, speaking of plastic surgery, Diandra destroyed her face with it.


    Before:


    After:

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/23/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Woo, that's rough. But she put a dealer friend of mine through college with her coke habit in the 80s so I cannot hate on the former Mrs. Douglas.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    @BookishLookish: well that would explain her nose. which is just sad.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/23/08

    In reply to Mort Zuckerman Is Proud New Daddy, But Who's the Mother?
    Ugh, the way that reads it sounds like he schtupped his daughter.
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