Darren Wilson Auditioned a Bunch of TV Anchors This Week

Turns out Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson is only in hiding when he wants to be—over the last week or so, he reportedly auditioned at least five TV anchors at a "secret location" in preparation for a sympathetic interview.
One Direction Fans Pissed After Matt Lauer Suggests Zayn Is On Drugs
You do not ask if Zayn is on drugs. This is the chorus of One Direction's tween Twitter fans, who are absolutely outraged that Today's Matt Lauer would even think of doing such a thing. But after boy band member Zayn Malik bailed on One Direction's album release show for a "tummy bug," Matt had some questions for the…
Matt Lauer and Al Roker Had Their Butts Examined Live on Today
Today on Today, viewers were treated to a segment in which Matt Lauer and his cheeriest frenemy Al Roker received digital rectal prostate exams live on air. As you might expect from a television program that devoted equivalent Twitter promotion to this as it did to this week's Throwback Thursday theme ("favorite chick…
Cops Tackle Knife-Wielding Man as He Stabs Himself Outside Today Show
Cops apprehended a man with a knife on the plaza outside of the Today show this morning while the hosts filmed the program. The man was cutting himself with the weapon as the security team tackled him.
Kathie Lee Made Today Staffers Sign a Note Saying Matt Lauer Is Nice
The thing about Kathie Lee Gifford doing “something nice” for you is that it’s the worst possible thing that could ever happen to you. It’s like a person with bright red paint on their shoes breaking in through a plate glass window to sweep your kitchen floor. It’s like a monster truck giving you a surprise haircut…
Check Out the Ridiculous Shirt 'Changed Man' Chris Brown Wore on the Today Show
Chris Brown's contrived redemption tour continues — in an interview with Matt Lauer that aired earlier this morning on Today to promote his underwhelming new single "Fine China," the singer repeatedly emphasized how good and positive his current state of mind is. He did this with words. ("For my album and what I'm…
NBC Reportedly Axed Tweet of Support to Very Ill Robin Roberts for Fear of 'Aiding the Enemy'
New York magazine's lengthy dissection of the ultimate first-world problem that is morning-news drama is a good read, if you're into media navelgazing. Covering Matt Lauer's role as the villain in Ann Curry's unsentimental firing from the Today Show, and the Today Show's subsequent fall from grace, the piece contains…
The Today Show Is a Den of Backstabbing and Intrigue
After Ann Curry was unceremoniously fired from The Today Show last year, nugget-headed everyman cohost Matt Lauer was demonized as the driving force behind her ouster. But did Lauer really deserve to become morning TV's most hated man? According to a new New York magazine profile by Joe Hagan... yes, he kind of did.
America’s Most Hated Murder-Villain Matt Lauer Is Poised to Replace Alex Trebek on Jeopardy!
Matt Lauer, the man who, for so long, has made our mornings slightly uncomfortable in indescribable ways, could be gearing up to make us slightly uncomfortable in the early evenings. According to the New York Post, several "knowledgeable sources" report that Lauer is the first choice to replace Trebek after the …
America Hates Matt Lauer
It's been almost nine months since Ann Curry's body was roughly shoved into a supply closet marked "FOR EMERGENCIES" at 30 Rockefeller Center, and her former co-host Matt Lauer has just given birth to a whopper of a story about her departure.
Ryan Lochte Happy He Wasn't Invited to Prince's Strip Billiards Game: 'I Don't Need That'
Speaking with Matt Lauer on this morning's Today Show, Ryan Lochte talked about his recent encounter with Prince Harry in Vegas, where the two reportedly engaged in a drunken swimming race which the Prince won.
Matt Lauer Tells Co-Hosts They Should Not Be "Indian Givers" Because That's Impolite
Mostly to Native-Americans who don't appreciate being known as thoughtless de-gifters anymore. The Today Show has been battling a ratings slump for quite some time and hoped the Olympics coverage would give them the bump they need to overtake hard-charging Good Morning America.
Ann Curry Will Be Fired from the Today Show Before the Olympics Because Everybody Still Hates Her
The New York Times' Media Decoder blog reported Wednesday evening that NBC executives are currently engaged in secret negotiations to replace Ann Curry on the Today show just one year after she joined Matt Lauer as co-host.
Jon Stewart Breaks Down Sarah Palin's Today Show Appearance
Was there any chance that Sarah Palin's Today Show appearance would escape the eye of Jon Stewart? Nope, not by a long shot. Stewart opened tonight's Daily Show with a complete breakdown of Palin's appearance, from her completely fabricated opening anecdote to the one sentence that epitomizes every part of her brand.
The Best Moments from Sarah Palin's Today Show Gig
This morning, Sarah Palin "guest hosted" on the Today Show, meaning that besides an interview with Matt Lauer, Palin cropped up in a few other segments. In this compilation of her most inane moments, she bangs her usual drums about the lamestream media and Obama's socialist policies, and, of course, she couldn't…
Lindsay Lohan: Working at the Morgue Was 'Amazing'
Lindsay Lohan's complete Today Show interview aired today, and it was a festival of raspy vocal chords and rehearsed humility. Blinking her heavy of false eyelashes through a flossy fringe of blonde bangs, LiLo characterized her community service at the L.A. County Morgue as "amazing." [Today Show]
