Drunk & Disorderly: Faces Of The Golden Globes

Awards shows are compelling because they're occasions for the rich, famous, and beautiful to go above and beyond to the apogee of glamor. The Golden Globes, however—mostly due to the mass quantities of alcohol and other substances in close proximity—are often the occasion for the glamorous to become beastlike in the…
Let's Cool It With the Washed-Up Actors Playing Themselves Thing
News comes in today that James Van Der Beek, former Dawson's Creek star and beautiful weep-god from teary heaven, has taken a role on a new sitcom pilot, Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23 (soon to be retitled The Girl Next Door or something equally tame, I'm sure). And it's not just any part; he'll be playing the…
Matt LeBlanc Fails to Outsmart the Paparazzi on Episodes
On last night's Episodes, a drunk Matt LeBlanc (playing an exaggerated version of himself) had to call in Sean and Beverly to help him escape a messy situation with a paparazzo.
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Matt LeBlanc returns to TV with Episodes, SNL's ode to poor New Yorkers, Bob's Burgers, unfortunate cell phone timing, and Peter Griffin's mind explodes into Madonna's "Ray of Light" after trying Red Bull for the first time.
Will Episodes Save Matt Le Blanc's Career?
Matt Le Blanc is back and he's playing himself on the new Showtime series Episodes. Is this show, about a British show being adapted for American TV, worth getting excited over?
Watch the Full Trailer For Matt LeBlanc's Episodes
Remember when Showtime released a clip of last January? Well, almost a year later the show is ready to make its debut. Episodes features Matt LeBlanc as a struggling actor trying to make a comeback. How very meta!
Matt LeBlanc Smokes a Suspicious-Looking Cigarette
[After the terrible failure of Joey, Matt LeBlanc needs a little relaxation. Outside a London pub, he pinches his fingers, curls his pinkie, and enjoys a hand-rolled smoking device of some sort. Whatever could be in it? Images via Bauer-Griffin.]
A Sneak Peek of Episodes, Matt Leblanc's New Show
Showtime just released a clip of their upcoming comedy show, Episodes, starring Matt Leblanc as himself. In this clip, he's forced to audition in front of Showtime execs for the role of "Matt Leblanc." He's as confused as we are.
Happy Birthday
It's a big birthday for Jennifer Lopez. She's celebrating the big 4-0 today. Other people who will be blowing out candles this fine Friday: Broadway star Kristin Chenoweth is turning 41. Anna Paquin is 27. Director Doug Liman turns 44. Director Gus Van Sant is turning 57. Billionaire investor Nelson Peltz is 67.…
Lohan Takes a Pass, Basso Gets Squeezed
Happy Birthday!
Happy 42nd, Christine Quinn! Other people around town celebrating today: Iman is 53, Mets pitcher Billy Wagner is 37, and restaurateur Geoffrey Zakarian is turning 49. Celebs celebrating this weekend: Kevin Spacey will be 49, Kate Beckinsale will turn 35, Mick Jagger will celebrate his 65th, and Sandra Bullock will be…
Who's The Hollywood Trio On Drugs?
Today's Page Six wonders: "WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one's on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers..." We've narrowed it down to a few possible candidates; your input is, of course, mandatory.
Ex-Manager Sues Matt LeBlanc For Failing To Adhere To His Side Of The Meal Ticket Bargain
After the poor, doltish man-child Joey Tribbiani moved to Los Angeles and faded into oblivion, we were pretty content with leaving Matt LeBlanc's acting career as a distant, warm memory — like a long-lost cousin whose talent for burping the national anthem was cute when he was 12, but reeks of stale desperation now…
Matt LeBlanc Sued By Woman He Claims Nearly Lapdanced Him To Death
Matt LeBlanc, as we well know, is the National Enquirer's willing bitch, eager to clamp down on their shiny, red ball-gags of divorce exclusives and first-person "The Night My Lap Was Attacked By A Runaway Stripper's Ass" tell-alls, in exchange for what we can only assume is the assurance that a manila envelope…
Matt LeBlanc To Surrender Fifty Percent Of Valuable 'Joey' Residuals
Reminding us once again that they almost certainly have a videotape of the former Friends star sodomizing a burlap sack full of defenseless, three-legged kittens that allows them to be your one-stop shop for all Matt LeBlanc-related breaking news, the National Enquirer goes live with a World! Exclusive! on the…
Trade Round-Up: Hugs, Saves, And Joey's Nazis
· Endeavor partner John Lesher leaves to head up Paramount Classics, which, as an "insider" points out, means no one in charge over there has had any experience making movies. As we pointed out earlier, why is everyone so hung up on this experience crap when there are hugs to be given out? [Variety]
· Under the…
Matt LeBlanc's "Enquirer" Tour De Force
Thanks to a Defamer operative with an advance copy of the National Enquirer and a scanner, we can all share in this preview of Matt LeBlanc's most nuanced acting performance, a selection from his one-man show, "Holy Shit, I'll Do A Hundred Stories About Getting Drunkenly Bronsky'd During A Lapdance, I Swear, Just…
Matt LeBlanc Shocked By Physical Contact With Lapdancing Stripper
According to Page Six, Matt LeBlanc is making a truly bizarre confession in this week's National Enquirer—and we say "bizarre" not only because LeBlanc is cooperating with the tabloid, but because he makes the activities of a pretty standard lap dance sound as strange and unexpected ("Why does the naked lady keep…
