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Nobody's Sure What Matt Sanchez Is Talking About
The editors at Guanabee.com made the mistake of engaging gay porn star-turned-conservative commentator Matt Sanchez in a dialog about his recent war against gay Gawkerdom and other causes. It only takes one answer from Sanchez to prompt the response "We're not really sure what the hell that meant." He then goes on to lie, babble non-sequiturs, and spout right-wing platitudes that he seems to have selected only for their outrageousness. But we're done being outraged by Matt Sanchez; we feel kind of sorry for him now. He could probably use a good therapist. After the jump, the interview's convoluted highlights. More »
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Crap Emails From A Dude: Matt Sanchez Edition
You may have had your fill of ex-soldier and gay porn star-turned-conservative blogger and commentator Matt Sanchez yesterday. I certainly did; it took us three posts to explain why he thinks all Gawker contributors are gay, why gay jihadis are threatening the streets of Chelsea, and the intricacies of the Gawker-NYT-Gay Agenda. But while most of you could retire from the subject at will, I couldn't. Matt Sanchez has my email address. And he continued to send me emails—five emails—after I had already shut down for the day. His messages aren't as angry as you might expect. They're just weird, and seem like some sort of public display of willful retardation and self-delusion. It's hard to tell, really. Below, the extra Matt Sanchez emails, from 6:30-10:30 last night. No mas! More »
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The Ignorant Announce Absolut Boycott
Global liquor conglomerates, take note: a hastily constructed website is calling for a boycott of Absolut. Run a humorous ad in Mexico and face financial ruin, Pernod Ricard corporation! "Absolut vodka is trying to sell liquor to Mexicans that aspire to control the Southwest United States," reveals boycott organizer William "Yosemite" Gheen. Now if he can only get Matt Sanchez on his side...Despite its insistence on spelling the company's name "Absolute," the website has already attracted more than 120 visits and nearly 7 comments. But its visual and documentary evidence of the brewing Mexican separatist movement that threatens American freedom may be its most powerful tool: More »
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Matt Sanchez Exposes Gawker-NYT-Gay Agenda
"The Gawker is the modern day version of Playgirl, a 'straight' publication gay men feel good about buying because they're tired of low quality faggy stuff the pink media puts out." That's former gay porn star and current conservative blogger Matt Sanchez's take, and no facts will get in the way of his analysis! We asked Sanchez, who believes all contributors to Gawker are homosexual, to comment on today's post about all the gays working at the New York Times. And the former Freshmen magazine cover model blows the doors off liberal media lies such as "the Gawker's stance that it is a non-gay website"! More »
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Matt Sanchez In His Own Strange Words
We didn't want to just let conservative blogger and gay porn veteran Matt Sanchez's unprovoked gay-cusations against all of Gawkerdom sit out in the blogosphere with no explanation. So we emailed him to get some clarity on his position. His first response to us: "The gawking subtleties of propaganda. The beleaguered gay activist is so sensitive and marginalized, that the only way to feel normal is to call everyone else defective. Can there be any wonder why a social subset with a life expectancy 20 years less than the majority of Americans is so bitterly suicidal?" Ha, WHAT? We didn't give up on understanding his subtle philosophy, though; we pressed him for the basis of his gay obsession. And he sent us not only a new picture of himself (pictured!) but these deeper thoughts on "gay jihadis" like YOU: More »
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Manly Blogger Calls Us Gay!
A certain right-wing blogger has a question for us, via email: "Are all of the contributors to Gawker homosexuals, because there's a level of superciliousness that must be directly tied to sexual frustration and the inability to bond with other human beings." Whoa! We'll have him know that Gawker employs a veritable handful of heterosexuals. This guy was ostensibly upset that our coverage of Absolut's pro-Mexico ad (which the company has now apologized for) was not quite xenophobic enough. But what led this Republican internet soldier to target us in our vulnerable gay spot? It's probably his own past as a gay porn star—that does have a tendency to color one's perceptions. More »
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Former Gay Terrorized By Current Gay
Former gay porn star and current GOP Marine Mascot Matt Sanchez is, apparently, getting "stalked" by a gay fake Marine. To prove that this dangerous Gay is a danger to him, he's put up a YouTube clip of their last phone conversation, in which the "stalker" attempts to set up a date with the strapping, totally-not-gay Sanchez. You see, the stalker taped the call! And then, uh, gave it to Matt so he could put it up on YouTube...? GAY JIHAD AFTER THE JUMP! [Queerty] More »
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GOP Porn Pinup In Panic Over Gay Jihadis!
Today, Radar gets with Matt Sanchez, the adult film actor turned adult GOP mascot. (Both careers require someone to have some fingers in him!) It gets really weird. For one:Are you not attracted to men anymore?That's right. That's why we took out David Bowie, Lou Reed and Mick Jagger in the mid-80s. More »
I never said I was in the first place. Gay men are like fundamentalist Muslims. If you leave their religion they have to send out a fatwa and demand your execution.
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Ann Coulter buddy, former gay porn actor, Marine Corps reservist, and Columbia student Matt Sanchez dissects his university's relationship with the military. [Ed Note: Are we still saying "allegedly" on this one? Anyone? Eh.] [Columbia Spec]
Inside Edition finds mice at Brazil Grill in Times Square, and films it. [Eater]
Substance abuse among NYC teenagers drops, but "Staten Island had much higher rates of binge drinking and drug use than the other boroughs." [NYT]
Twenty-seven-year-old Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl can't resist the charms, and the private jet, of Ron Burkle. Also, he's agreed to build a $290 million stadium so Burkle won't move the Pittsburgh Penguins. [Pittsburgh Tribune-Review]
That whole Anna Nicole-has-an-Indian baby thing? Totally made up by Phoenix New Times! We suppose this is their idea of an alt-joke. [Phoenix New Times]
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Remainders: Matt (Dirty!) Sanchez
