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NigelAstydameia
09/04/09

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PS: Just what the world needs, a fucking DJ AM shoe line. Because nobody knows shoes like a gastric-bypassed drug addict. Put it on the shelf next to Paris Hilton's 52-Piece Wrench Set and the Dr. Phil Catamaran.
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morninggloria
09/04/09

@NigelAstydameia: To be fair, I found myself standing next to him during an LCD Soundsystem set at Lollapalooza a few years ago, and he was wearing really, really awesome shoes. I told him that they were awesome, and he looked at me snottily.

He didn't seem very nice.
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NigelAstydameia
09/04/09

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But to Chris, a slap in the face is no big deal, so maybe he meant it like "Yeah, that show was a slap in the face ('got my attention.') I'll have to beat the fucking crap out of Oprah ('talk to her about it') next time I see that fat bitch ('weight challenged TV host')."
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Novaload
09/04/09

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Note to Chris Brown: "Slap in face" -- not the best phrase, is it?
Was it more like a headlock? Or maybe a punch in the face? Oh, wait. You only dish those out, so you don't really know what they're like.
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jackvinyl
09/04/09

@Novaload Is Just Plain Novaload Again: Chris Brown should be looking over his shoulder... I mean, shit, has anyone seen or heard from Stedman in like 9 years...? He's probably buried out back of the Harpo Studios between a couple of old cocker spaniels...
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Hydroceph
09/04/09

@Novaload Is Just Plain Novaload Again: And who says irony is dead?
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Spirit Fingers
09/04/09

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Oprah annoys me. Yes, I said it. She's grating and irritating and her power reign over (the world) is almost silly. She has a talk show. and. that. is. all. So I could care less that he made a comment about her. I'm more inclined to think that Chris Brown shouldn't be talking about how upset he was after hearing the reaction, no matter the source, to his domestic violence issues.

Own your problems. Get help. Grow up. And be quiet, stupid boy.
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sassypants
09/04/09

@Spirit Fingers: Word. She annoys the holy hell out of me too. And Chris Brown should just simply stop talking altogether.
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SuperBien
09/04/09

@Spirit Fingers: Yes, but her hair looks like it smells nice.
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Paul.B.Dodd
09/04/09

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Chris Brown, the kid is done. Look at the list of enemies Oprah has laid to rest, James Frey, the Texas cattle industry and Hilary Clinton. Each one is bigger than the next. The Oprah will probably send Gayle King to finish him after the long weekend.
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Lucia Toledo
09/04/09

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Chris Brown is so comically child-like! He expected immunity, as on a reality TV show! Kinda priceless, in its smack-on-trend lunacy!
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DahlELama
09/04/09

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Taye Diggs's and Idina Menzel's son is named Walker, not Walter. And damn, if that kid can't sing or act, it might be a bigger embarrassment than it might've been if Shiloh were born unattractive.
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Front_Towards_Enemy
09/04/09

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I guess the powder blue sweater & bowtie didn't work for Mr. Brown after all.
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HowardRoarkLaughed
09/04/09

@Front_Towards_Enemy: Who knew that Howdy Doody was a wifebeater?
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blix
09/04/09

@HowardRoarkLaughed: Captain Kangaroo? Notorious tip-stiffer.
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Atilla the Bun
09/04/09

@Front_Towards_Enemy: Which is sooo surprising. The outfit as a whole just screamed "somber contrition," particularly the huge diamond earrings.

Message to his idiot publicist: There's a reason most male defendants at criminal trials and mourners at funerals are dressed in dark suits and ties.
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Atilla the Bun
09/04/09

@blix: Don't even get me started on the barnyard antics of Mr. Green Jeans...
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City_Dater
09/04/09

@Atilla the Bun: I suspect the pastel sweater and bow tie combo was supposed to make him look young and harmless, like a kindergartener posing for school pictures. (Still no word on when and why men in the R&B and hip-hop world decided Palm Beach hausfrau earrings were a necessary badass accessory.)
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blix
09/04/09

@Atilla the Bun: Bunny Rabbit? Klepto.
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Atilla the Bun
09/04/09

@City_Dater: I associate bow ties with Mad Hatter-like creepiness, myself.
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MsMuffinMcGuffin
09/04/09

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I'm bored with Chris Brown, and I couldn't care less about his hurt feelings. I know there are plenty of other talented people who can, (and will) replace him, who don't choose to knock around women. He had it all and he threw it away. It's an old story. Yawn.

Time to slink away into obscurity now.
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curiousgeorgiana
09/04/09

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Chris Brown, you know what's a real slap in the face?

A fracking slap in the face. Which lately you've been giving, not receiving. Please STFU.
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The One
09/04/09

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Idina and Taye's kid has got to be gorgeous! No chance of him being otherwise, with those parents.
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baconismyaesthetic
09/04/09

@The One: Good thing, too, because with a name that conjures up hardboiled newsmen from the 1940s, he's going to need a little extra pretty.
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DahlELama
09/04/09

@baconismyaesthetic: The kid's name is actually Walker, not Walter, so he's a little safer on that front. Although "Walker Diggs" sounds kind of like a caveman narration.
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
01/26/09

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um, what's up with the large gash on his throat?

more importantly, why is this reminding me of... damnit, it's not frieda kahlo but something LIKE a frida kahlo, and I can't think of it now. it'll come to me...

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DennyCrane
01/26/09

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I wouldn't bet against Leitch. The man throws a mean cookie sheet.
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Thisis Narnia
01/26/09

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LOOK, I GRAPHED THE ASCENSION OF BILE. CAN I HAVE MY OLD LOGIN BACK NOW?
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Phyllis Nefler
01/26/09

@Thisis Narnia: Aw.
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lobstr
01/26/09

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Is that painting ceiling-mountable?
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