A few months ago, Chris Hanley sent us a video of a GenArt party that featured a guy, later identified as Max Dassler, spouting such words of wisdom as, ""You know, like, I'm into movies, and that's cool. But, like, if you're gonna throw, like, uh, an industry party, you might as well fucking, like, throw a party." Okay, then. Dassler lay low for a little while, but Hanley just kindly alerted us to his presence at a MisShapes party at Art Basel Miami, and he's just as douche-tastic as ever: "If you're going to be a jackass at an art party, it's not too hard to do," he says into the camera. Indeed! Do enjoy.

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As it turns out, said douchebag is a socialite named Max Dassler (no relation to Adidas), and he wants to prove that he's more than just a talented philosopher. Thus he invited Hanley out with him to food artist Paul Renner's bacchanal for an "ultra-decadent" night of eating gold and "embracing this indulgent lifestyle." We can't say it really helps his case, but we appreciate the effort.

EDIT: Okay, so YouTube apparently decided to stop working. When it starts working, we'll put this back.

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