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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    09/01/09

    In reply to Seven Celebrities Who Should Get on Twitter Right Now
    I think you mean "hawk", not "hock".
    Gawker has very few problems with homophobes, but many with homophones.
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    Image of mharker mharker
    09/01/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: No, it's "hock".
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    valet_of_the_dolls promoted this comment mharker was starred mharker was unstarred
    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    09/01/09

    @mharker: No, it isn't.
    [www.word-detective.com]

    Scroll down, and all will be revealed.
     Reply
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    09/01/09

    In reply to Seven Celebrities Who Should Get on Twitter Right Now
    How can you make this list and not include THE BRUNI?
     Reply
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/01/09

    In reply to Seven Celebrities Who Should Get on Twitter Right Now
    How does Twitter make people money? I'm really not clear on that.
     Reply
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    09/01/09

    In reply to Seven Celebrities Who Should Get on Twitter Right Now
    Pee Wee's Twitter would be fun. He's doing a series of shows in LA this fall where he's reunited much of the Pee Wee's Playhouse cast.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/01/09

    @TriedandTrue: Twitter-y!
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    BxgrlJeri was starred BxgrlJeri was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    09/01/09

    @TriedandTrue: Sadly, no Captain Carl.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    09/01/09

    @TriedandTrue: Seriously. He is my #1 cameo right now. Hulk Hogan is a very distant 2nd.
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    Image of IsabelCeler IsabelCeler
    09/01/09

    In reply to Seven Celebrities Who Should Get on Twitter Right Now
    Pete Rose never bet against his own team. He was suspended for betting on his own team to win which is still against the rules. Then again I guess that's the point of this article...even the writer can't get the facts straight. It appears the only way to get reinstated to a professional sports team is to make an apology on Oprah or Larry King or 20/20 after less heinous crimes than betting on your own team to win like killing dogs, or shooting people or yourself or running over a cop or doing sterioids.
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    miss_msry promoted this comment Gabriel Snyder approved this comment IsabelCeler was starred IsabelCeler was unstarred
    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/01/09

    @IsabelCeler:

    Pete Rose is a prick. That's why he won't get reinstated.
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    Image of hyperocky hyperocky
    08/01/09

    In reply to Why Twitter's Implicated in a Rape
    Slammertime!
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Twitter's Implicated in a Rape
    See, I was thinking that the (alleged) rape was actually the dumb move in this situation. But it was scheduling time with a lyin' guy all along.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Twitter's Implicated in a Rape
    When reached for a comment MC Hammer said, "It's All Good!"
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    Image of jackvinyl jackvinyl
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Twitter's Implicated in a Rape
    Lyin' Marv is 100% culpable here, if he indeed found guilty in the attack.

    i don't care about the missing is... I do care about the missing making sense.
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    Image of DavidWatts DavidWatts
    07/31/09

    @jackvinyl: I was literally just about to say the same thing.

    "He's totally guilty, if found guilty." Good point!
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/31/09

    @jackvinyl: In related news, the Yankees will win the game, if they indeed score more runs than the other team.
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    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    07/31/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: Well, some people actually do blame rape victims, for their rapes. And I go on to indirectly criticisize the rape victim in the next sentence. But thanks for narrowly reading the definition of the word "culpable," all of you, in the service of being total assholes!
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    07/31/09

    @Ryan Tate: I mean "total assholes" affectionately, btw. And I should explain that here, just like I had to explain that I don't blame rape victims above.
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    Image of DavidWatts DavidWatts
    08/01/09

    @Ryan Tate: So, basically, you wanted to make a cheap joke based on a reference that no one who doesn't watch MC Hammer's Reality Show would get (which i'm guessing is most everyone), and to set it up required an entire paragraph, as well a half-assed attempt to make sure we didn't think you were "blaming the victim", which, in the course of doing that, you left out the word "is", making the whole thing a terrible chore to read. Good job, kiddo. And i mean that affectionately.
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Twitter's Implicated in a Rape
    "We got to pray for all the rapers today ..."
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    Image of Lonesome_George Lonesome_George
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Twitter's Implicated in a Rape
    Oh, c'mon. It's not like his name was "Rapey Marv."
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    Image of foodandshoes foodandshoes
    08/01/09

    @Lonesome_George: oh, Jeebus. First I laughed, then felt bad for laughing at a rape joke, then went to Marv Alpert, and laughed again at the thought of a woman being bitten by a man in ladies' undergarments.

    Ugh.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    05/26/09

    In reply to New Twitter Show Sure to Annihilate Twitter Once and For All
    Watching this show on an iPhone would be pretty meta, wouldn't it?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/26/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Yeah, or maybe just a reason to kill yourself.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    03/15/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe Returns, Patrick Swayze Whithers, Mandy Moore Is Less
    "Whither" is he going?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    03/14/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe Returns, Patrick Swayze Whithers, Mandy Moore Is Less
    To every douchbag with a camera lens:

    LEAVE. HIM. ALONE.

    That is all.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/14/09

    @DennyCrane: Yes.


    If the paps are so hungry for a hideous visage, they should be following Lisa Rinna around.


    [www.dhadm.com]


    Thank you, and goodnight.

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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    03/14/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Yowza!! My eyes!! She used to be a fairly attractive woman. Now she just looks like a freak show.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/15/09

    @OrneryBabe: Shield your eyes, dear one; it gets worse... and she is an attractive woman! (and kinda funny and playful) but she insists on looking like a cross between a burn victim and a cartoon cricket. Why??????


    [tupperware.mediaroom.com]

     Reply
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    Image of alec_baldwin alec_baldwin
    03/14/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe Returns, Patrick Swayze Whithers, Mandy Moore Is Less
    Aw fuck. This just reminds me that we all gotta die of something. Is the bar open yet?
     Reply
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/14/09

    @alec_baldwin: I really gave up worrying about cancer when Linda McCartney died. When a happy, healthy, vegetarian, fulfilled wife and mother gazillionaire can die of breast cancer before she's 60, well, just cross your fingers (if you still have them)hope for the best and pass the trans fats, please.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    03/14/09

    @SarahHeartburn: Linda McCartney had Ashkenazi heritage (her maiden name had been changed from Edelman to Eastman, I believe) and that leads me to think her cancer was strongly influenced by genes. She also worked a lot with developing film during a time of no safety warnings, and some of those chemicals are pretty strong...but yes, I agree with you, her death completely made me feel like a slave to the whims of fate. More than usual, i mean.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/14/09

    @forwardmotion: Thanks. Absolutely right; we're exposed to so many possible toxins or risk factors in our lives, that, apart from living a sensible, healthy life, there's a limit to what we can do.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    03/14/09

    @SarahHeartburn: And to quote the great Edina Monsoon, circa 1990: "You can't play rock and roll on a diet of Quorn, veggie juice and Linda bloody McCartney's tofu treats."
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    PandoraSpocks was starred PandoraSpocks was unstarred
    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/14/09

    @PandoraSpocks: Though truth be told, I'm sure there are some groups out there whose contracts insist on backstage catering based exactly on mush like that.
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