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    Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.

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    Image of Lazy Susan Lazy Susan
    09/27/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Nice work, Foster. You've captured the incredulous voice of a 15 year old girl, like, perfectly.
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    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Watching a rerun of "1 vs. 100" on GSN right now. Who should be in the mob but a loudmouthed rabbi named Shmuley. Same famewhore?
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Nothing on Mischa Barton? Surely she went out and got hammered last night after her show got cancelled? Run someone over maybe? Od'd at some dive bar?
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    No shit.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    This was very Radar mag (RIP, sob, sob) in tone and attitude. Good job, kiddo.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Foster, you have so grown on me since you first started. I might change my screen name to "Anyway. Dogs!!!"
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    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Let's go back a minute to the Lily Allen item. Was the diarrhea up on stage with her? As in, incorporated into her act? The cleanup must have been disgusting.
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    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    I love the weekend!
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    Image of Andalucía Andalucía
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    If John Phillips were alive then they'd be, like, "Couldn't you wait until he was dead?" Seriously. Besides, if he were alive he'd most likely deny it and everyone would blast Mackenzie (even worse than now) or he would confirm it and people would trivialize it as if it was possible to have "sex" with your own parent, who raised you, rather than calling it out as rape.

    And if I were the stepmom the embarrassment I would feel is that my daughter married a Baldwin brother and is releasing a Christian album!
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Anybody who mentions Timothy Olyphant, I mean literally even just mentions him,deserves some lovin' the likes of which an episode of True Blood has never seen.

    I've never quite gotten over the hotness of Seth Bullock and I'm not sure I ever will.
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    Image of mwynn13 mwynn13
    09/26/09

    @Calraigh: Even hotter as the sorta badass drug dealer who makes out with Katie Holmes' virginal good girl in Go.
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    09/27/09

    @mwynn13: Sweet Jesus, yes. I agree with this comment.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    This is exactly what I imagined it would be like if a hummingbird had his own gossip column!
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    09/26/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Yes, indeed, you deserve that star. But! Hummingbirds are cool.
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    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    After the shout out to the Scream 2 soundtrack, that wtf clip from Keeping Up Appearances, and that pitch-perfect analysis of celebrities who say they love fast food, I'm pretty certain that I have fallen in love with you, Foster.

    I, uh... just wanted to let you know. I may also just be incredibly hung-over/still drunk.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Ay papi, joo are SASSY dis morning! Me likee.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/26/09

    @unclevanya: Yeah, watch the tags today, too. I woke up with some spicy up in this. I was going to say "my ass" but it'd make me sound like I bed a gay Latino beefcake.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    09/26/09

    In reply to Rabbi: Michael Jackson Thought He Was A Lizard and Madonna Was A Jealous Bitchface. Seriously.
    Rabbi Shmuley. I know it looks wrong, but it's Shmuley, not Shumley. "ShMOOlee."

    I would be a smartass about that, but for years (and yes, I've been aware of him for years) I thought the Rabbi's last name, Boteach, was pronounced as it looks - "Bow-teech." Which amused the hell out of me. But it's "Bow-tay-och." So I feel pretty silly. My only excuse is that I'm a WASP-Y Methodist with no grasp on Hebrew names and words transliterated into English.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/26/09

    @RandomLunatic: I'm a Jew, and even I read over that one. God. It's like a name in a joke my grandfather would tell.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    09/26/09

    @Foster Kamer: I'm so stupid that for years, with a name like "Boteach" - which I really did think was pronounced the way I said - I had it in my head that the dude was some famous Rabbi from the South. Bow-tay-ock has an unmistakably hebrew ring to it. Bow-teech sounds redneck as hell.

    But he's not the redneck Rabbi, alas. This dude is:

    Rabbi Daniel Lapin.

    I'm guessing shul is heavy with some overalls? A tiny logo for kosher Budweiser stitched on each kipa?
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Hasselhoffs Race to Jump on Inapropriate Relationship Bandwagon
    Maybe nobody remembers the Bible no more, but significant tribes were founded in the same manner we're discussing here. Lot escaped Sodom with his lucious daughters who each in turn fed him much vino and jumped him while he was smashed. That's two nights running in the cave, and two tribes for Israel.

    Genesis 19. Lore bless us all.
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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    09/24/09

    @Tremonius: +2

    +1 for great recall on that passage (I always forget which one it is, and +1 for calling it lore. That's geek cred.
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    09/24/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: I am amazed often at how susceptable be the lord to his environment. Lie with dogs and fleas, you know. Like, when he was hanging around with a lawless breed of violent savages, he was one like to them. The New Testament was His rehab, but it only lasted to the Inquisition.

    Hearted.
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