App of the future: For $6, a the McSweeney's author of your choice will come to your kid's party and make balloon animals and/or blurb your unpublished novel.
I've always been impressed by the fact that McSweeney's manages to do so much with what must be a relatively meager indie-press income.
Still, since they're now charging $12 a year for these subscriptions, you'd think they could start paying something to the website contributors who'll be providing much of the material.
@TedSez: You obviously don’t know Dave Eggers beginnings and the sad source of the funding. As much as I want to be annoyed by him, he could be doing worse things with his resources. And his whole childhood reading/tutoring thing is quite great.
@SpyMagician: True dat. I volunteered for a few years at Eggers' 826 tutorial hubs in LA, and I relished it. I had so much fun reading books to these disadvantaged, public school kiddos, and leading them on field trips. Not a fan of Eggers' writing, per se, but I love how he uses his powers for good.
@SpyMagician: Seconded. As one of the early products of The 826 in NYC(though pfft, like kids in Park Slope are 'disadvantaged'), his reach does a lot for many kids.
@straightbuggin: Well, it's not like kids in Park Slope are disadvantaged, but it is a good central location for a children's program and ever since I was a kid, parents from all over the city come to Park Slope for children's programs.
Will say that an 826 Coney Island would be interesting. Could be a good fit actually if you think about it.
@SpyMagician: perhaps it is, but when you think about, kids like me who really needed that outlet(I'm from Brownsville, people can't even pick it out on a subway map) have little to no access to it. I had to go halfway across Brooklyn to a shitty high school in order to even find 826. So the location hurts a little more than it helps.
@Smitros: I'm not saying it's impossible to genuinely dislike Eggers, by any stretch. I'm not a big fan myself. It's just that I'd be willing to bet that 90% of the comment hate, either at the publishing industry or at specific individuals within it, is coming from frustrated writers.
I was being kind of a wiseass there (and seriously, I don't have a novel)--though I'm no stranger to crushing sour grapes. You have paid me the compliment of giving my crack a better response than it deserved. And I agree with your point.
If Eggers was truly serious about providing self-help for the sad print people, he'd be doing his fertilizing -- um, I mean counseling -- on Twitter, and I'm talking 24/7.
Seriously, why all the negativity towards Eggers? He's obviously talented and actually helps people in a meaningful way. I don't really care if he's cool or uncool or does this or that party or scene. His work is worth talking about.
To me, hating on Eggers, and everything he's accomplished -- even if it's not all of equal quality -- is the litmus test that singles out People Whose Primary Entertainment Is Finding More Things To Hate.
Seriously, save it for the real literary phonies. I don't think there's a shortage of those around.
@subpar: Wait a minute! I still love Dave Eggers, find him heartbreakingly sincere and enjoy his casually tousled pulchritude. Why the dis on Dave? He's darling!
@Mama Penguino: He's talented, I just feel like I'm being punished when I pick up one of his novels. I also don't enjoy Bret Easton Ellis or David Sedaris. What makes me enjoy them less than the writing itself is that these authors are the go-to favorites of NYC twenty-somethings and how dare you not like them?
I, however, enjoy my fair share of cliche authors, so to each his own. No hate, just love.
@subpar: I don't like Bret Easton Ellis either, or Tama or Jay or any of those jackasses that glorify a culture of indifference. David Sedaris I like because he truly makes me laugh. Not being anywhere near NYC, I have no idea who the go-to writers are so I think I can say my love is pure.
I am over 35, so I am free to loathe his work with a clear conscience and am never presented with a dogeared paperback and urged to give him another chance.
We're going to have to ask you to stop posting so frequently. You see, if we need to come back here every few minutes to keep up, we don't get much work done. Small output = shrinking income. Lack of funds = death of broadband connection to Gawker. No pageviews = no advertising.
You people don't know thingfuckone about the economy, do you.
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Stanza? Kindle? Oh well, you steal old stale or even sample code, you get what you pay for.
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Personally, I'd rather be surprised by finding the six bucks in my pocket.
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Still, since they're now charging $12 a year for these subscriptions, you'd think they could start paying something to the website contributors who'll be providing much of the material.
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Will say that an 826 Coney Island would be interesting. Could be a good fit actually if you think about it.
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Not entirely true. I don't have a novel.
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I was being kind of a wiseass there (and seriously, I don't have a novel)--though I'm no stranger to crushing sour grapes. You have paid me the compliment of giving my crack a better response than it deserved. And I agree with your point.
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To me, hating on Eggers, and everything he's accomplished -- even if it's not all of equal quality -- is the litmus test that singles out People Whose Primary Entertainment Is Finding More Things To Hate.
Seriously, save it for the real literary phonies. I don't think there's a shortage of those around.
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Name names, please. I need a prompt.
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Then there's the whole fraudster set represented currently by James Frey (whose books I actually like, though).
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Old school and insiderey! I like it.
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I, however, enjoy my fair share of cliche authors, so to each his own. No hate, just love.
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I am over 35, so I am free to loathe his work with a clear conscience and am never presented with a dogeared paperback and urged to give him another chance.
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You people don't know thingfuckone about the economy, do you.