Well, Sharon, I guess I'd rather look like one than, you know, be one. All the way from your crude mouth to your mushy mean brain and through to your plastic soul. #susanboyle
So I saw the headline and skimmed the post a bit, absorbing "Susan Boyle." Then I looked down at the video box and before I clicked on it, just going on the still, I thought I was going to be watching a video of Susan Boyle. #susanboyle
When you've had everything cut, nipped, tucked, pulled, tightened, dyed, diced and sliced I don't think you should comment on the beauty of others. #susanboyle
Please, no book. Next thing you know it'll be an album, or a reality show, or a twitter account... the possibilities are endless! Stop it before it begins! #aliwise
If she's crazy enough to be seen in public with both a Manic Panic streak in her hair and someone who has obviously had surgery on their mouth to allow them to suck more than one cock at a time, she's crazy enough to do anything. #aliwise
Did the friend sound like she was reading from something? Or did you perhaps hear anyone in the background prompting her -- "Tell him I could write a book! Wait, tell him I am writing a book, titled, 'Things I Learned from Hacking Your Voicemail'! Wait, no, don't tell him that." #aliwise
This just in - Ali Wise will unhinge her jaw and swallow you whole, taking many days to slowly digest you as she hacks your voicemail. Allegedly. And as documented by this photo. #aliwise
Back in the day, Ali is the type of chick who would get a drink dumped in her hair if she came into a downtown bar. Now New York is virtually coated with these wretched "pretty" and half-evil females. Not even smart or fully evil enough to get away with their crimes. #aliwise
@BookishLookish: It's a supply/demand thing. New York also happens to be waist-deep in guys who prefer this type of arm-candy. CBGB's would no more make it today than a Miley Cyrus would in 1979. #aliwise
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So I saw the headline and skimmed the post a bit, absorbing "Susan Boyle." Then I looked down at the video box and before I clicked on it, just going on the still, I thought I was going to be watching a video of Susan Boyle. #susanboyle
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In video, veritas. #aliwise
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Her kids' friends: "Dude, that's your mom!" #aliwise
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