The notorious meat dress Lady Gaga wore to the MTV Video Music Awards is going on display at the Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame this summer. Wait, it hasn't rotted yet? Will it have a special refrigerated case?

As if we needed another reason to be Michael Musto's friend, the Village Voice gossip columnist dressed as Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Snooki, and other favorites for the paper's year in review issue. He's even better than the real thing.

Lady Gaga and her parents are now partners in the Manhattan eatery Vince & Eddie's. A fan of the "homey" atmosphere, Gaga is a silent partner in the Italian joint. That means no dress meat on the menu.

Bruce Willis is never afraid to get crazy on Dave's couch being that he's a long-time friend of the Late Show. Last night, he took it to a new level when he donned a toupee made entirely of raw meat.

LiLo was "giggling" and downing Jack and Coke when she admitted to using drugs. Lady Gaga's meat dress gets made into jerky. Britney Spears buys a skateboard for her sons. Thursday gossip is totally saturated.

Just three days after she wore it to the VMAs, Lady Gaga's meat dress rose again at Jeremy Scott's Fashion Week presentation. It's like couture Jesus. Personally, I prefer Scott's ticket stub ensemble or the chaps-Speedo-tank top combination. Screw Gaga.

"Her bodice looks like the outside of the rib. Over the shoulder looks like it does come from a shoulder. There are no expensive cuts here, no real steaks. The best you've got is the flank steak on her head."

PETA's surprisingly reasonable complaint about Lady Gaga's meat dress: "After time spent under the TV lights, it would smell like the rotting flesh that it is and likely be crawling in maggots." That's why I prefer mink stoles.