He Himself bore our fears in His tiny meatball body on the steps, so that we might die to fear and live to fearlessness; for by His straight up no joke extraordinary pup bravery you were healed.
Clearwater, FL police say 33-year-old Melissa Dawn Sellers was taken into custody this week after she went a little overboard and called her roommate some names she regretted the next morning. Just kidding, she lit him on fire!
A dispute over a stolen meatball turned into a workplace stabbing this week, the Baltimore Sun reports.
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2, an animated film starring Bill Hader’s voice and Tacodile Supremes, topped the weekend box office with $35 million. Don Jon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s masturbatory masturbation flick, opened in fifth place with $9 million.
Men the world over are infamous for having balls—although testes, being considerably smaller than breasts and also much less adept at producing breast milk, are often overshadowed by bazoongas in lists of favorite sexual organs.
The next frozen meatball you eat may be your last. Well, hopefully not. There have been no reports of illness thus far, but over 300,000 pounds of meat have been recalled by New Jersey-based Buona Vita Inc, following possible listeria contamination.
If you live in the greater New York area, you may have heard some buzz about the Lower East Side's ever-popular Meatball Shop. On this morning's Today Show, the owners made a batch of their signature balls for all of America.
