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    03:58 PM

    In reply to When Local Reporter Pops the Trunk, Hit the Deck
    Will Dallas Morning New reporters now be told not to advertorialize in their stories?
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    02:35 PM

    In reply to When Local Reporter Pops the Trunk, Hit the Deck
    EXCELLENT BEATNUTS REFERENCE.
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    02:48 PM

    @The Real JR: Thank you. You're listening to the world famous.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    02:14 PM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    I have to say, James Franco's writing was self-important claptrap.

    After the first paragraph, I found myself asking, "Mr Franco, why should I care about your 'art'?"

    I am still waiting for an answer.
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    Image of IamnotStarJones IamnotStarJones
    01:34 PM

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    She has too much free time on her hands. Shouldn't one of her rich mogul friends (sideyeing Russell Simmons) have given her a job by now?
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    12:37 PM

    In reply to Page Six Hires Stephanie Smith
    Just in time for the discrimination suit....
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    12:28 PM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    "But wait. The women. Look at the women. All is not well. I'm thinking about the women. This is Iran."

    This is Toro, crawling across the ring to retrieve his mouthpiece in The Harder They Fall. When you're stunned, you go back to basics, like simple declarative sentences. And, like Toro, a celebrity is convinced he's Champ simply because everybody lays down for him.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12:45 PM

    @Tremonius: Penn would do much better as a TV reporter. Or at least please my broadcast prof in J-school, whose eternal refrain was: "Short. Declarative. Sentences." As someone who's addicted to compound adjectives and adverbs, I don't get it, but I suppose sounding like a telegram has its advantages.
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    Edited by snugbug at 12/04/09 12:47 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    01:01 PM

    @snugbug: Mark Twain says he learned from an editor you write something, then go back and take out all the adjectives. But I read later about ol' Sal and Dean cruising DC during the inaugural for Harry S Truman and at the end of all the vast armaments lined up murderous and threatening there was one ordinary small boat "looking pitiful and foolish in the snowy grass."

    I always loved that ever since. It's great humor and done simply, and you have to use adjectives to make it work. I try and remember that.

    "Ah, yass, Harry Truman, man from Missouri, as I am; that must be his own boat." - On the Road
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12:10 PM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    Actually, Bono's worst op-ed piece to date was an interminable "ode to Berlin" that he penned for the NYT for the 2oth anniversary "of the wall's falling" this past October.

    It's formatted as a 2,000-word film script that flashes backward and forward, and during which Bono refers to himself in the third person as "THE SINGER" (sic, all caps) with the ironic subtlety of a jackhammer tearing up the pavement.

    Cobbled together from deeply metaphoric constructions such as "The black has devoured the blue," and "The bandmates found it darkly funny to imagine the papers back home carrying a photo of them protesting Mikhail Gorbachev’s great drawing back of the Iron Curtain," the message emerges:

    Yeah, the fall of the Berlin was kinda cool and symbolic and whatever, but the fact that U2 was there to witness it blow-by-blow is what really propelled it into history books.

    This shit was way over the top even for someone with Bono's messianic complex. One has to laugh..
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    Image of epiclady epiclady
    12:22 PM

    @snugbug: CHRIST. Gave the Berlin Wall article a try, and I just can't...there are no...it's totally...all I can come up with is "unreadable" and "unbelievable." Bono said it all, I guess.
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    12:31 PM

    @epiclady: Your loss, lady. You missed the part when Bono interrupted German Chancellor Angela Merkel during a G-8 summit to school her in how to do her job, plus his hard-earned, Weltschmerz-y conclusion: "I think honesty is the hardest thing for a performer"..
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    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    11:38 AM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    that's all well and good, but how does "aging midget who wears sunglasses indoors" buttress your point, exactly, Ravi? an example of responsible, incisive journalism, apparently. if you must insist on cheap shots, a modicum of elegance might be useful.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    12:31 PM

    @TheologicalSong: Okay, how about "Cyd Charisse in boxers"?
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    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    02:11 PM

    @Tremonius: now yer talkin', Tre!
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    Image of Tweezergal Tweezergal
    11:32 AM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    But even worse than your-average-run-in-the-mill celebrity "authors" are business-people, anchors, and politicians who hire academics, reporters, or independent intellectuals to ghostwrite their articles: I can think of a few esteemed bigwigs who've "published" pieces in the rarified New York Review of Books-- only they haven't really written them. And do you think Tom Brokaw penned any of "his" books?
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    01:05 PM

    @Tweezergal: email me their names!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:17 AM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    "I'm confused. Suzanne Somers is famous, and SHE'S a good writer."

    — Kim Kardashian, in Sunday's London Times
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    12:38 PM

    @AzureTexan: I love it.

    Dr Dean Edell considers Oprah's program one of the most lethal threats to health and life in America today, and one of her prize guests is this particular blow-up doll. There are plenty of other fruit loop frauds, and Oprah will present them, right after this ...
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    01:00 PM

    @Tremonius: Tremonius, it sounds like you might be interested in the new desert utopia I'm starting, Awesomeville, which'll be devoid of empty celebrity and semi-legitimate fame . . . although, I grant you, I'll be quite the famous celebugenius for having started it.
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    Image of Kakapo Kakapo
    01:17 PM

    @AzureTexan: You must seek out "Touch Me in Whimsy: The Poems of Suzanne Somers." And, no, I am not making that title up.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    03:28 PM

    @Kakapo: I'll definitely seek it out, because I'm curious how many poems can begin, "Come and knock on our door. . . "
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11:01 AM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    What's been worse is the speaking Sean Penn--on Larry King especially. He cannot form an articulate sentence to save his life. At least Sarah Palin is just ignorant and aims for soundbite folksy; Penn on the other hand is certainly not as ignorant, and his heart has been in the right place at times, but he aims for deep and brilliant and misses those marks every time.
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    Image of Tweezergal Tweezergal
    10:59 AM

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    Hooray Ravi Somaiya, for exposing what everyone knows but few want to admit, that "celebrity writer" is an oxymoron. The fact is, even edited pieces by celebrities are garbage, because rewrite people have a hard time turning their illiterate ramblings into anything substantial. What their original pieces look like when they first land on an editor's desk would be embarrassing for a ten-year-old -- that is, if they weren't already reshaped by the celebrity's personal assistant. Bono in The Times?! What a joke! I'm still laughing over Warren Beatty's op-ed piece years back. Fame seekers, who are much too interested in being stared at, are not prepared for the hard, solitary work and thought that good and intelligent writing requires.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    10:22 AM

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    More lift, less separation.

    And enough with the Myspace-style shots, lady. Urryone knows that shit is ovah.
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    10:01 AM

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    That hairline hurts me from here.
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    09:59 AM

    In reply to Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution
    "And I was the hooker?"

    Well, I sure hope you were not banging Gov. Gold Toe for free?
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