Not the second round of layoffs at Newseum. At least the third- but don't ask me how I know. They'll come after me but they won't kill me. They'll just force me to watch their "4D" movie until my eyes are pinwheels and I'm sobbing on the floor like Nellie Bly's asylum-mates.
Is it more than a little scary that NPR is just catching up to the world of pop culture and now finds Justin T'lake dreamy? It's like awakening a Kraken after 15 years hungry for Pizza Bagels and new episodes of Blossom.
[Disclosure: Neal Boulton once commissioned a blowjob from me and reciprocated by screaming "I'M NOT GAY!" before I even had a chance to swallow so I am biased against him.]
With the exception of Keith Kelly and Michael Riedel (yup I'm gay) I stopped reading anything but the headlines in the NY Post years ago. The Wall Street Journal? I think about once every six month I click a link from mediabistro that directs me to their paywall.
I'm not exactly crying in my cookies about losing Murdoch's "expensive and distinguished" journalism.
Rupert has extended his time on earth by drinking the blood of virgins and munching on freeze-dried placenta. But this might not be enough as he moves towards 80.
Thought that was Jake Gyllenhaal with an ill advised pompadour for half a tic. And Tiger will surely subdue you with his mastodonic forearm and then eat your face...or maybe hide in his Florida mansion. Six of one...
Oh, please. Why did he keep it a secret for such a long time if he was on such moral high ground? Like Neal Boulton wouldn't sell his ass to the highest bidder to fulfill whatever whim he desires.
@drunkexpatwriter: "Hmm, one greasy, bossy-bottom blowhard who did not pay HamNo, and who thinks his shit does not stink. Let me tack on another hundred, he can get it from his wife."
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I'm not exactly crying in my cookies about losing Murdoch's "expensive and distinguished" journalism.
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He's almost 79.
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Well, hopefully he'll die soon.
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Give 'im hell, HamNo!
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I wonder if rent boys charge him extra for having to deal with the greasy hair.
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I've said in that past that I would have sex with anyone for $100,000.
But in his case then umber jumps to $500,000.
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Unfortunately, not many men or women are looking to pay money for sex with 40 year old beer bellied drunks.