Clearly the only sensible way for Men's Health to settle this is to arrange a photoshoot involving Statham, Taylor, wrestling singlets and sweaty, masculine supervised combat.
And extended, comprehensive photoshoot.
So long as Zinczenko isn't airbrush-enhancing the model's abs or digitally enlarging their fulsome, manly genital bulges. Because if that were the case, I don't think I could take the shock and disappointment.
As much as I applaud these reporters suing the post and hope that they can add to the post's already ballooned financial deficit for murdoch's privilege of publishing his hate and bile, I still have to sorta wonder...what were you thinking taking a job at that crapfest in the first place?
@manchops: The same reason any of us have careers and/or jobs in the first place, I suppose. Once you commit to a "dream" or idea, you get stuck in a way until you have that my-life-sucks-and-this-isn't-how-its-supposed-to-be moment. Once that drops, you look around for things to be pissed about. If you find them, you win that stage in the big ol' game of life. If not, you wait on that whole "401k thing" I hear old people talk about from time to time.
@Tru Invincible: Oh I hear you so loud and clear on all that. And I've certainly cashed paychecks from companies that have most likely been involved in real hateful things.
But I guess, as a gay at least, the Post has through the years been so extreme that I would have to wear a wig and glasses into work there and lie to all my friends. (and get me some hot log cabin republican ass on the weekends)
I'm thinking instead of an office, a desk, phone or a computer, they just hand their new minority workers a broom and a high-five with a hearty "now go get-em!"
But were the exact same articles inside too? That's a little more serious to me than having similar covers. A similar cover only - that's a mistake. The same exact magazine inside and out - that's fucking lazy.
@BookishLatkeish: I just remembered (forehead-slap) that you are Jewish, so make that "Hanukah dinner", and please accept my humble Christo-centric apologies.
@BookishLatkeish: Perhaps as a gesture worthy of Solomon, you can pour a ladle of gravy down your brother's perfect, rippling Stathamesque abs, collect them in two baggies, then ship them to Lysergic & Helio for Christmas/Hanukah?
Ol' Saint Nick would approve!
@Trai_Dep: He runs that farkakteh New York marathon every year. I always tell him he is getting too "gamey." He says, "The ladies do not complain, sis!"
@Lys @Helio: He is a serial monogamist and will prob never settle down, sadly. My kid needs a cousin. Fucking New York City smorgasbord of divine ladies, I curse your name!
@fuckingoldman: If you continue your abuse I will report you to Gabe and he will shitcan your old ass. Watch who you're fucking with, you creepy old jerk.
Clearly, Men's Health's covers have simply been a series of trial and error, searching for that perfect combination of photo and headline that is the epitome of covers. What this represents is that they've analyzed the data, and this issue, with this cover, is the peak of the bell curve.
Men's Health? You've done it. Pat yourself on the back. You've figured out how to magazine.
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And extended, comprehensive photoshoot.
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Very log cabin republican. Very.
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But I guess, as a gay at least, the Post has through the years been so extreme that I would have to wear a wig and glasses into work there and lie to all my friends. (and get me some hot log cabin republican ass on the weekends)
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Perish the thought!
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I'm thinking instead of an office, a desk, phone or a computer, they just hand their new minority workers a broom and a high-five with a hearty "now go get-em!"
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But trust me when I tell you that it all makes sense because it's leverageable and synergistic.
Also, it all dovetails nicely with the hyperextended enterprise. Do you know what that means? No? I thought not.
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Ol' Saint Nick would approve!
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@Lys @Helio: He is a serial monogamist and will prob never settle down, sadly. My kid needs a cousin. Fucking New York City smorgasbord of divine ladies, I curse your name!
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Men's Health? You've done it. Pat yourself on the back. You've figured out how to magazine.
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