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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    11:26 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    I would much rather get a gift card than any of the other things? This is a large step up from a glass bowl (which looks to be worth about $15 so it doesn't seem like they've stepped down in terms of pricing here).
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11:26 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Because only men are smart enough to read off of a teleprompter? What until this gets cross-posted at Jezebel.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11:15 AM

    In reply to The New York Times Layoff Victims: Allen Salkin(!) Is Among Them [Updated]
    pleasepleasepleaseplease let it be modo
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11:14 AM

    In reply to Tiger Woods Wishes People Would Stop Giving Him Awards
    is there a way to reset it to "gallery"? I prefer clinking thru the headlines more than scrolling.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    10:51 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    And Andrea Pisser's point is ...????
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11:07 AM

    @miss_msry: pinehead, andrea peener is
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10:50 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Then again:
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10:47 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    Nobody at Conde Nasty eats food anyway, that card will easily last a year.

    Although yeah, it DOES remind me of the year every one of my friends got an iPod from their boss and I got slipper socks from mine.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10:46 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Please quite encouraging Peyser to come out as a lesbian.
    I cannot speak for all lesbians, but I am pretty sure they don't appreciate commenters trying to foist this dried up harridan onto them.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11:08 AM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: str8s don't want her either
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    10:44 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    My boss cut everyone's pay by 4% last month and Christmas presents just arrived this morning: a Starbucks card for $5 and a note saying "Thanks a latte!" I'm giving mine to the first homeless person I see on the street.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    10:41 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    We get $15 gift cards to Wal-Mart. But I think this one is much worse.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10:19 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    In 1990, Prudential Securities got rid of the dental plan, then gave us sugary toffee brittle as a Christmas gift. More than one wag in the law department stuffed the "candy" in an interoffice envelope, smashed it up with their shoe, and sent it anonymously to the CEO. His assistant went wild after opening up about 20 of these and circulated a curt memo. This produced more toffee in the mail basket. Good times!

    And yes, I did it too.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    10:18 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    The question is, and I can't believe you didn't tell us this, what will $15 buy you in the Nasty Cafeteria?
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    10:36 AM

    @bytememehard: Revenge, served cold.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    10:42 AM

    @bytememehard: Hot buttered me.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    11:29 AM

    @bytememehard: The non-sarcastic answer is 2 days of lunch (possibly three, depending on how much you eat), which is not a bad gift. There are days, hungover days, where I'd kill a man for 2 free lunches. Their cafeteria is nice! Not, like, Google nice, but nice!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:17 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Diane's crazed megawatt stare can only mean she's discovered Peyser's head under her skirt, yodelling in the gully.
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    Image of blix blix
    10:45 AM

    @scroll_lock: I will never be able to watch Heidi in the same way again.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:47 AM

    @blix: Watching Heidi with pants on is seriously overrated.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10:14 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    Plus, you KNOW Peyser was humming this when she was typing her bile-laced screed:

    There is nothin' like a dame,
    Nothin' in the world,
    There is nothin' you can name
    That is anythin' like a dame!

    Nothin' else was built the same,
    Nothin' in the world
    As the soft and wavy frame
    Like the silhouette of a dame!

    There is absolutely nothin' like a frame of a dame.

    So suppose that dame and bride
    Are completely free from flaws,
    Or as faithful as a bird dog,
    Or as kind as Santa Claus,
    It's a waste of time to worry
    Over things that they have not,
    We're thankful for the things they got!

    There is nothin' you can name
    That is anythin' like a dame!

    There are no books like a dame,
    And nothin' looks like a dame.
    There are no drinks like a dame,
    And nothin' thinks like a dame,
    Nothin' acts like a dame,
    Or attracts like a dame.
    There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
    That can't be cured by pullin' him near
    A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10:44 AM

    @BettyCrocker:

    I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain.
    And my snatch I'd be scratchin' while my ova they were hatchin'
    If I only was a dame.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10:59 AM

    @scroll_lock: BWAH-hahahahahaaaaaaaa! Oh shit, coffee spew!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11:00 AM

    @BettyCrocker: xoxo
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    10:12 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    oh come on Gawker at least they're not tossing around money frivolously in light of cutbacks, firings, and getting rid of magazines. yeah, its a shitty gift, but at least its appropriate. you would have skewered them too if the staffers actually received something nice.
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