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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12:48 PM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    Ah, some company scrip. Shucks guys, you really shouldn't have.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 12/17/09 12:48 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Helen_of_Troy Helen_of_Troy
    12:47 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    In Snooki Puncher's defense, he thought he was protecting Sammy Sweetheart from a troll.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    12:46 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Linda Stasi: "What if you had done some thing at work that made your corporation look like it was run by a bunch of bigots?"

    Ahem.

    [gawker.com]

    [gawker.com]

    [gawker.com]
     Reply
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    12:46 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Well look at him. If he had vomited on her shoes rather than punching her in the face, they might have ended up in that petri dish of a hot tub together, friends with benefits for life.

    Hell, they still might before some merciful MTV executive yanks this thing off the air...
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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    01:16 PM

    @City_Dater: Correct. Puking on someone in the Garden State can commence the intricate dance of courtship....
     Reply
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    12:46 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    That is one handsome devil.
     Reply
    sanyucat was starred sanyucat was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12:29 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Poor MTV. All they wanted to do was make a show about the best and brightest young Italian-Americans, then Mr. Ferro comes along and ruins it. Kudos to the network for airing the footage even though it undermines its thesis.
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12:28 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    I'm assuming he'll be their next columnist, right?
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12:34 PM

    @sfBirdie: HA! I said the same thing. Boxing commentator.
     Reply
    Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12:25 PM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    Do they at least hold your hair while you throw it up after?
     Reply
    yourfriendandneighbor was starred yourfriendandneighbor was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12:14 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    I called on Dr. [Samuel] Johnson one morning, when Mrs. Williams, the blind lady, was conversing with him. She was telling him where she had dined the day before. "There were several gentlemen there," said she, "and when some of them came to the tea-table, I found that there had been a good deal of hard drinking." She closed this observation with a common and trite moral reflection; which, indeed, is very ill-founded, and does great injustice to animals -- "I wonder what pleasure men can take in making beasts of themselves." "I wonder, Madam," replied the Doctor, "that you have not penetration to see the strong inducement to this excess; for he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

    – Anecdotes of the Revd. Percival Stockdale
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:16 PM

    @SidAndFinancy:

    Hee, you got this from the "Quotes on drinking" site, yes?
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12:24 PM

    @SidAndFinancy: Samuel Johnson is cool. Lame anecdotes are not. And punching a 4' 9" girl in the jaw is definitely not.
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    pureblarney was starred pureblarney was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12:30 PM

    @pureblarney: Oh, whatever. Considering that she apparently has the intelligence of a bag of moss, it's no big deal either way.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12:45 PM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: No, samueljohnson.com, actually ... but thanks to you, there goes my afternoon!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12:52 PM

    @pureblarney: (1) Agreed, (2) we can differ on whether this one's lame, and (3) agreed. My point was that blackout drinking is not per se a contemptible pastime.
     Reply
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12:10 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Like all phys-ed teachers, he's a pathological liar too.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:17 PM

    @jasonelias: I had one in middle-school that we were just expected to ignore when he started screaming: "incoming! hit the deck!"
     Reply
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    Image of whatawonderful whatawonderful
    12:59 PM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: My former elementary school gym teacher (then current high school gym teacher) stabbed a kid over a krispy kreme doughnut. He was a cool guy.
     Reply
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    01:01 PM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I had one who'd troll the locker room while we were dressing and yeah out, "Poop stain!."
     Reply
    jasonelias was starred jasonelias was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01:07 PM

    @whatawonderful:

    Ok, I'm out. Now depressed.
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12:10 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Good thing his memory came back just as he was being arrested. That might have made for an awkward morning-after waking up in jail.
     Reply
    A Message To Rudy was starred A Message To Rudy was unstarred
    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12:02 PM

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Snooki Puncher sounds like an awesome slots machine in Atlantic City.
     Reply
    yourfriendandneighbor was starred yourfriendandneighbor was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:06 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor:

    ...and we have a new coinage: "Snooki-Punched."
     Reply
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12:11 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: It also sounds like something one does from the shadows, like some sort of Ninja. like in a stealth centered video game... Metal Gear Solid or Super Mario Brothers Knock-Out. "Damn, that dude was sneak-a-snooki punched! FATALITY."
     Reply
    Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12:22 PM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I prefer Snooki-Punchered.
     Reply
    yourfriendandneighbor was starred yourfriendandneighbor was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:24 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: It will probably degenerate into "snooked" on the Jersey Shore. "Tony, whyja have to go and snook me like dat"?
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12:26 PM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Sorry, bro. Just trying to get a little snookie.
     Reply
    yourfriendandneighbor was starred yourfriendandneighbor was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:44 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: Yeah, this totally snooks, nonumsayin?
     Reply
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    Image of Moment Moment
    12:47 PM

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I really hope this enters popular vocabulary.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment Moment was starred Moment was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    01:21 PM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: I think we can agree Punching the Snooki is an awesome term for sex.
     Reply
    LatestBy was starred LatestBy was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12:02 PM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    She never asked about a book claiming that Holmes' daughter, Suri, was created from the frozen sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Was she afraid ?


    hah, that's about on par with Mike Wallace asking Obama if he was really born in Kenya... is she fucking insane?
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    11:53 AM

    In reply to Diane Sawyer Devastatingly Unmasked as Dame
    I, for one, would like to welcome Dame Diane to the fold. Lord Featherbottom, excuse me, Anderson Cooper, should be proud.
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    Edited by Perhaps Not at 12/17/09 11:54 AM Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11:42 AM

    In reply to Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift
    "Food for thought". Because the only thing to do with food at Conde Nast is think about it.
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    LatestBy was starred LatestBy was unstarred
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