I find it hard to be snarky when there are little fatted kitten tics lying about making me want to love them, and hug them, and squeeze them sooo tight, or possibly run screaming from the mammal/turtle shell hybrid-o-fur thing in that picture that could raise its head and be a feral vampire wombat. (I'd like to poke it lightly with a stick just to be sure.)
I would so love to see a reality TV show where people compete with a cat to see how long they can lie face down in a pillow before they suffocate. They can start with the chick who plays serena van der woodsen. Episode 2 could be Bill O'Reilley.
There was long an (alleged) rumor that the Enquirer and AMI's other gossip rags went easy on Arnold Schwarzenegger's spicy (and allegedly gropey) past when he was running for governor of California in exchange for keeping him involved with the company's muscle magazines. Synergy!
When you can't trust the journalistic standards of the publisher of Weekly World News, who can you trust?
Well, you just knew some kind of diabolical media dealings were happening. As much as Le Tigre likes to fuck it's almost like he damned near dared the media to find all his famewhoring fuck-holes and places he liked to take them, pics of his dong, his vicodin, his lame "daddy long stroke" voicemails...sheesh, I've never heard of anyone poorer at subterfuge. It's like he was Ron Jeremy doing his biz during the dinner hour at the Russian Tea Room and nobody noticed a damnable thing.
My company makes everyone write letters to 'Santa' and from those submitted, 6 people will be selected and get the thing they wrote for (has to be under $100).
I still don't know if they draw the names, or pick the letters they liked the best.
Needless to say, in the 4 years I've worked there I've come home empty handed.
@Lysergic Asset: I have been completely transparent about my usage of a stunt beagle in my avatar. Mainly because mine won't sit still long enough for a good picture.
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...I'd love to see a reality show about the staff of Cat Fancy. Think about it.
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Didn't Tiger bite Roy in Vegas a few years ago?
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When you can't trust the journalistic standards of the publisher of Weekly World News, who can you trust?
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This year I actually got two (!) items with a combined value of perhaps just over $20.
After a prolonged famine, having some bones to boil into stock is better than nothing. Merry Recession to all!
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I still don't know if they draw the names, or pick the letters they liked the best.
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Except for Baroness who is clearly lady Bunny.