Looking at number 8, all I can hear is Eddie Monsoon's voice telling me "look at these cheekbones, sweetie! This entire outfit hangs on these cheekbones!"
Except in DVF's case, it's the entire crew in that photograph.
Regarding number 12 - Hurwitz is a faker and Blumenfeld, well still my beating heart but he looks like a sincere boy.
And Ricky Van Veen? Those eyes, that jawline. Swoon.
Hey Foster, though you meant this in a mocking sense, I'm sure--and I'm equally sure Nick or his human dog Gabe told you to post this garbage because they both find themselves and their kind interesting--no human being gives a shit what these media wastes did at their X-Mas party. Did Tina Brown eat vomit out of a diaper again? It's how she makes her *living*.
Also, no one has ever clicked on anything at college humor that Will Farrell wasn't doing as a favor. Ignore these humans. Ignore their videos, their tweets, their FB updates. Ignore them until they die.
Especially Tina's crap. She's a grotesque, greedy, millionaire pig who needs to share a dirt-box with Arianna Huffington.
Ok massive party post, you win. After many weeks of pretending I'm too cool to care, I'm officially bummed I didn't get invited to any holiday parties. (Ok, the VBS one, but I was sick that night.) The sad part is, I actually bought a dress. I will wear it while I drink not-free booze alone, softly weeping.
@johnny_carsick: I swear Susan Sontag once said photography is a static medium, but I think it's narrative writ eXtra Large.
See, once there was a full-color print of a pretty one in Esquire, smiling, her hair flying. Then you read she had just been asked a question about doing something great for world peace with a little bit extra for Dean Rusk, and her answer then became obvious.
Here I was convinced that No. 1 was a picture from Studio 54 "back when parties were fun," etc, and that the dude next to DVF was Steve Rubell.Damn you, hangover goggles!
There was long an (alleged) rumor that the Enquirer and AMI's other gossip rags went easy on Arnold Schwarzenegger's spicy (and allegedly gropey) past when he was running for governor of California in exchange for keeping him involved with the company's muscle magazines. Synergy!
When you can't trust the journalistic standards of the publisher of Weekly World News, who can you trust?
Well, you just knew some kind of diabolical media dealings were happening. As much as Le Tigre likes to fuck it's almost like he damned near dared the media to find all his famewhoring fuck-holes and places he liked to take them, pics of his dong, his vicodin, his lame "daddy long stroke" voicemails...sheesh, I've never heard of anyone poorer at subterfuge. It's like he was Ron Jeremy doing his biz during the dinner hour at the Russian Tea Room and nobody noticed a damnable thing.
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Except in DVF's case, it's the entire crew in that photograph.
Regarding number 12 - Hurwitz is a faker and Blumenfeld, well still my beating heart but he looks like a sincere boy.
And Ricky Van Veen? Those eyes, that jawline. Swoon.
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Also, no one has ever clicked on anything at college humor that Will Farrell wasn't doing as a favor. Ignore these humans. Ignore their videos, their tweets, their FB updates. Ignore them until they die.
Especially Tina's crap. She's a grotesque, greedy, millionaire pig who needs to share a dirt-box with Arianna Huffington.
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Although ___ did know how to get in touch with me, if they wanted to ...
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See, once there was a full-color print of a pretty one in Esquire, smiling, her hair flying. Then you read she had just been asked a question about doing something great for world peace with a little bit extra for Dean Rusk, and her answer then became obvious.
Vietnam continued, though.
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This is the first I'm hearing of any party.
Why wasn't I informed?
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Cause I was trying to play ADnD with the guys and nobody really knew so we figured you might, eh, oh--er--sorry.
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Didn't Tiger bite Roy in Vegas a few years ago?
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When you can't trust the journalistic standards of the publisher of Weekly World News, who can you trust?
12/18/09
This thing just never ends, does it.
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