Ok massive party post, you win. After many weeks of pretending I'm too cool to care, I'm officially bummed I didn't get invited to any holiday parties. (Ok, the VBS one, but I was sick that night.) The sad part is, I actually bought a dress. I will wear it while I drink not-free booze alone, softly weeping.
@johnny_carsick: I swear Susan Sontag once said photography is a static medium, but I think it's narrative writ eXtra Large.
See, once there was a full-color print of a pretty one in Esquire, smiling, her hair flying. Then you read she had just been asked a question about doing something great for world peace with a little bit extra for Dean Rusk, and her answer then became obvious.
Here I was convinced that No. 1 was a picture from Studio 54 "back when parties were fun," etc, and that the dude next to DVF was Steve Rubell.Damn you, hangover goggles!
There was long an (alleged) rumor that the Enquirer and AMI's other gossip rags went easy on Arnold Schwarzenegger's spicy (and allegedly gropey) past when he was running for governor of California in exchange for keeping him involved with the company's muscle magazines. Synergy!
When you can't trust the journalistic standards of the publisher of Weekly World News, who can you trust?
Well, you just knew some kind of diabolical media dealings were happening. As much as Le Tigre likes to fuck it's almost like he damned near dared the media to find all his famewhoring fuck-holes and places he liked to take them, pics of his dong, his vicodin, his lame "daddy long stroke" voicemails...sheesh, I've never heard of anyone poorer at subterfuge. It's like he was Ron Jeremy doing his biz during the dinner hour at the Russian Tea Room and nobody noticed a damnable thing.
My company makes everyone write letters to 'Santa' and from those submitted, 6 people will be selected and get the thing they wrote for (has to be under $100).
I still don't know if they draw the names, or pick the letters they liked the best.
Needless to say, in the 4 years I've worked there I've come home empty handed.
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See, once there was a full-color print of a pretty one in Esquire, smiling, her hair flying. Then you read she had just been asked a question about doing something great for world peace with a little bit extra for Dean Rusk, and her answer then became obvious.
Vietnam continued, though.
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This is the first I'm hearing of any party.
Why wasn't I informed?
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Cause I was trying to play ADnD with the guys and nobody really knew so we figured you might, eh, oh--er--sorry.
12/18/09
Didn't Tiger bite Roy in Vegas a few years ago?
12/18/09
When you can't trust the journalistic standards of the publisher of Weekly World News, who can you trust?
12/18/09
This thing just never ends, does it.
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12/17/09
This year I actually got two (!) items with a combined value of perhaps just over $20.
After a prolonged famine, having some bones to boil into stock is better than nothing. Merry Recession to all!
12/17/09
I still don't know if they draw the names, or pick the letters they liked the best.
Needless to say, in the 4 years I've worked there I've come home empty handed.