Hurricane-NeNe will bring about the end of Anderson's quiet little closeted life. He's gotta be regretting talking about her on air in the first place.
The possibilty of Senator Bill Clinton had not occurred to me. It's magisterial. With her in charge of foreign affairs and him in charge of female interns there will be no end of good material for at least four years.
@llamalash: I'm trying to think of what stories would make me give a shit. So far, all I've got is if that novelty itching powder somehow ended up in Babs panties. Now that would be funny, so I'd like to hear about it. Otherwise, not interested.
Marc J is a chameleon. Can we get a photo series of him with his last three or four boyfriends? Preferably the ones he spent more than a couple months with, where they start dressing like twins.
@Private Hangnail: The New England Journal of Medicine reports that pills that you SHOPLIFTED because you are a klepto make you especially prone to projectile vomiting.
@scroll_lock: Well how else am I going to get high if I'm not shoplifting Sudafed from the Rite Aid? It's not like doctors will give me prescriptions ever again, after what happened when I pretended to be the head of the American Medical Association.
@Private Hangnail: When I was a kid we liked getting scrips from strangers and remembered to say "thank you". Kids have no manners today and I blame the parents.
@scroll_lock: Right. I used to keep a PDR by my bed because I would get these 4 a.m. calls saying "I just took something that's purple on one end and green on the other. Am I going to die?" You gotta help out your fellow man.
@Weegee's bored: If someone takes the time to wake me for medical advice, I feel obligated to reassure them that adding a few more meds and some alcohol into the mix can only make them feel that much better.
@scroll_lock: Also remember Winona: the pills that you are forced buy over the internet after your stable of previously compliant prescription pimps cuts you off, can sometimes make you sick as well.
@scroll_lock: And what about the total lack of sharing? Have you noticed how tight kids are these days with their Adderall? You literally have to break into their little bedrooms while they sleep to get at their Orange Beauties. You'd think they needed them or something. But what do kids know of fatigue? Were you ever tired as a kid? I wasn't, probably because of all the cocaine, but still.
@Private Hangnail: I don't feel guilty about stealing the Adderall any more after one too many times finding the Klonopin-sprinkled cupcakes all gone. And they always finish the wine and don't open a new bottle. I used to get beaten regularly for that transgression. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
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Also, why are so many guys of musical persuasion named Mick Jones?
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Clinton after inhaling helium: "Just a pretty white lady, but never mind that, how's this feel?"
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And I would bet that if not Depends, Babs is wearing some sort of urinary control product!
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