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    The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash

    Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast

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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    Melissa Joan Hart is Clarissa Darling and Sabrina Spellman in one person. I put all my money on her.
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    is that aaron carter or luke perry?
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    Has there ever been a Democrat as the "random politician" or is this just a plot by Disney to make Republicans seem cuddly?

    Oh, and Debi Mazar's been on so many things, I used to think she was sleeping with somebody at NBC.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    I heart Debi Mazar. As for her career, she is talented but has a look that is hard to cast. But she has worked a lot -- just isn't lead material.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/17/09

    @bytememehard: Empire Records!
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    I thought DeLay was a joke. I'm stunned.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    08/17/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Delay is a joke, but he's also on the show. I think he has the same publicist as Blagovijch.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    08/17/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: I think I subconsciously skipped over his part when reading the story because I figured it was too ridiculous to be true -- it took reading your comment for me to scroll back up and realize it was real. I'm scared.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    08/17/09

    @mattchew03: Maybe Squeaky Fromme will be on next season.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    Something about Macy Gray ballroom dancing seems sad to me.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    Delay was never an US Senator. You should have kept Wonkette around.
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    Image of CoffeyWasHere CoffeyWasHere
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    Decascos has been in every great/shitty martial arts movie for like 20 years! And he is not an Iron Chef. He is the Chairman!..at least in the lame American version.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    08/17/09

    @CoffeyWasHere: I would think martial arts training translates well to dancing. Also, I could watch him take a bite out of that apple over and over again. *swoon*
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    Image of taffy taffy
    08/17/09

    @CoffeyWasHere: My fave of Decascos: The Brotherhood of the Wolf. He's in excellent shape, is extremely co-ordinated, an ass kicker and despite what Byran Molin thinks, he is hot! I had no intention of watching DWTS but now I will until he gets voted off, since he isn't really very well known.
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    Image of CoffeyWasHere CoffeyWasHere
    08/17/09

    @mfnher: you are correct. His martial arts skills should easily place him among the top contenders. I guarantee you that no one else on this list can do half the shit this guy can do: [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    08/17/09

    @taffy: I once saw him do a standing back-flip IN A F*CKING SUIT.
    What were those odds again, Brian?
    And, yes, en fuego.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stars Will Dance and We Will Cha-Cha Away with Some Cash
    Mya is a professionally trained dancer. Did you see her in Chicago? She's a completely ringer.
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    Image of Shawn-Shawn Shawn-Shawn
    08/17/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Totally agree. I was surprised that she's being referred to here as "more of a singer than a dancer" because it's exactly the opposite. She's classically trained and started out dancing long before singing.

    So what I'm saying is that if she doesn't win this thing, she should be really, really embarrassed, since she's ACTUALLY a real dancer.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    Tits will out.

    --Launcelot, The Merchant of Venice
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/03/09

    @BookishLookish: Given her over-abundance of nipples, I assume she's nursing a littler of puppies.
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    06/03/09

    @TableNine: litter!


    stupidclumsyhands.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    @TableNine: Ah, the gift of the extra nip. She has greatness in her, like Anne Boleyn, and shall soon marry her king.


    Who will later cut her annoying head off.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    Oh that cute Melissa John Hart! Helping to lighten a sad situation with her saucy quips.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    What exactly constitutes an inappropriate time to belt out a Broadway showtune? His mother's funeral? As the Moyle performs the circumcision? What?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Everything's coming up roses!
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    Image of blix blix
    06/03/09

    @BookishLookish: For a bris, Getting to know you.
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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    And here I always thought tequila shots were a perfectly acceptable choice for breakfast.


    Perhaps I need to reevaluate my nutritional needs.

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: OF COURSE tequila is an appropriate breakfast drink--that's why they call it a Tequila Sunrise!


    Presonally, I only drink vodka in the morning because otherwise I find the orange juice to be too thick and pulpy.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: Very good for brushing your teeth where the water is shady. Don't forget to gargle for extra freshness!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: If it comes with a lime, it's for morningtime.
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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/03/09

    I'm glad that Gawker commentators support my breakfast of champions. My friends and family just say I need "help", whatever that means.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: Help balancing that tray of drinks? Here, let me help you, doll.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving:


    Mezcal might give you more trace minerals.


    I'm here to help.

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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    05/31/09

    In reply to A Real Housewife's Masochism, A Pervert's Communism, Whitney Port's Aestheticism
    But, but...in today's Times magazine, Bill sez how he put in a new floor and porch and yard and stuff, and how he loves the Chappaqua house.


    /confused & indifferent

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    05/31/09

    In reply to A Real Housewife's Masochism, A Pervert's Communism, Whitney Port's Aestheticism
    Oh, I was hoping the Petty item's headline on TMZ would be Tanked Girl and indeed it was. Dreams do come true.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05/31/09

    @VoxPopuli: Hopefully there will be a Free Willy pun when she's about to get out of jail. Bonus points to whatever publication can also weave in "This is our daughter Dottie. And this is our other daughter ... Dottie's sister" somehow.
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