I'll probably continue to watch this show through the end because I'm a sucker for trashy TV and because I like David and Lauren, but at this point, that seems like a six-month commitment, max. #melroseplace
1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
@DahlELama: Sometime in '94 I was at a club (the End Up in SF, maybe) and an Amanda Woodward drag queen was walking around. She looked great. The clothes, hair and make-up were all spot on. I talked to her for a while and when we parted ways she gave me her card: Amanda Woodward, D&D Advertising, with the logo and everything. Amazing. #melroseplace
@DahlELama: Yes, that's what this show needs -- Drag Queen Amanda!
Also, the writers may want to consider picking up some of their own threads. I mean, Jane Mancini happened, yet no mention! In the last episode, we thought Violet would start making Michael's life a living hell, which would've been entertaining to watch --
Yet no mention last night!
These guys also do not understand the concept of the Melrose Cliffhanger. Something shocking and sexy/creepy happens at the end and then we pick it right back up the following week. I swear if they got their cliffhangers right they'd be on the right track. #melroseplace
@DahlELama: I'll look for it in California when I am there next month. I think I saved it with another business card I received in the mid-90s. It was given to me in a dive bar in Sacramento by an older man who seemed insane. It was the shape of a business card, but was on regular paper. On the top, in colored pencil colored bubble letters (each letter a different color) it read: NUMEROLOGY ASTROLOGY TAROT. On the bottom, after the number, it read: CUT THE CRAP, I'M PSYCHIC! Months later this same man became my client when I was a social worker who worked with mentally ill clients. #melroseplace
@i'm a bottle: It's Avenue, singular. Put down that bottle of laudanum and join me at Eric Clapton's Crossroads Residential Drug Treatment Center(TM). #ashleesimpson
Wow, did not see that coming! Not that I'm particularly disappointed, nor did it seem like they were really taking her character anywhere, but it's still kind of sad. Also, the guy who plays Auggie is really pretty, so that sucks. #melroseplace
It's going to take more than trading
one Simpson-Wentz and a player to be named later, to make up the salary to add a closing pitcher like Locklear to the roster. #melroseplace
This is the first time one of my voodoo dolls has ever worked. I wish the ones I made for the 2004 election had been more successful but I will take what I can get.
Am I to take that this being made so public so far ahead of the air dates for these episodes means that the producers are attempting to publicly shame Ashlee Simpson, or sully her image in some capacity? I can't think of a reason why they would otherwise give up a huge part of the plot line unless she had pissed them off in some capacity, but I don't work in the teevee. #melroseplace
"When are they going to start realizing this is the old folk's home, and that they should give them a good housewarming!"
Is it just me, or are they kind of throwing the former characters under the bus to prop up the news ones?
I was fine with how they developed Sydney. In the absence of Amanda, it made sense that they turned her into a bitch (when she used to be an airhead).
But Mancini hasn't a cracked single smarmy joke since this thing began. Mancini is meant to be a funny douchebag. not an angry one.
Jane always loses, and they kept that going, but that was the most pathetic I've ever seen her, and she was way better off when the original series ended.
As for Jo, I don't need Ella of all people telling her off. Old Jo would've told Ella to go suck one.
@BowlingForDollars: Well it may continue going, but by all accounts it is going for broke. The introduction of Mme. Woodward will be the ultimate determination of whether it is going to sink or swim, but seeing as Locklear has dated David Spade in the last decade, I don't hold out too much hope. #melroseplace
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1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
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Also, the writers may want to consider picking up some of their own threads. I mean, Jane Mancini happened, yet no mention! In the last episode, we thought Violet would start making Michael's life a living hell, which would've been entertaining to watch --
Yet no mention last night!
These guys also do not understand the concept of the Melrose Cliffhanger. Something shocking and sexy/creepy happens at the end and then we pick it right back up the following week. I swear if they got their cliffhangers right they'd be on the right track. #melroseplace
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one Simpson-Wentz and a player to be named later, to make up the salary to add a closing pitcher like Locklear to the roster. #melroseplace
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Am I to take that this being made so public so far ahead of the air dates for these episodes means that the producers are attempting to publicly shame Ashlee Simpson, or sully her image in some capacity? I can't think of a reason why they would otherwise give up a huge part of the plot line unless she had pissed them off in some capacity, but I don't work in the teevee. #melroseplace
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Is it just me, or are they kind of throwing the former characters under the bus to prop up the news ones?
I was fine with how they developed Sydney. In the absence of Amanda, it made sense that they turned her into a bitch (when she used to be an airhead).
But Mancini hasn't a cracked single smarmy joke since this thing began. Mancini is meant to be a funny douchebag. not an angry one.
Jane always loses, and they kept that going, but that was the most pathetic I've ever seen her, and she was way better off when the original series ended.
As for Jo, I don't need Ella of all people telling her off. Old Jo would've told Ella to go suck one.
At this point, how can they not screw up Amanda?
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