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    Amanda's Return Fails to Save Dying Melrose Place

    Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already

    Yes, We Watched Melrose Place Last Night, and It Was Worse Than Usual

    Melrose Place: The Long Wait Continues

    Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again

    Amanda Woodward Will Not Be Denied

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    11/18/09

    In reply to Amanda's Return Fails to Save Dying Melrose Place
    Ok, I didn't watch last night and I don't know when that pic up there is from, but Jesus Christ. Why didn't I appreciate this woman when I was like 15? Has she actually gotten more attractive now that she's 48 or whatever?
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    11/22/09

    @badasscat: For real.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
    As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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    11/18/09

    @secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
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    11/18/09

    @Astroblack: You should get your ass to the patent office with this, like, now.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Just this past weekend, my fortune cookie had this to say: "When Shauna Sand offers career advice, take it."
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Yes, We Watched Melrose Place Last Night, and It Was Worse Than Usual
    This show's had the words "totally cancelled" written on it since it's conception. #melroseplace
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Yes, We Watched Melrose Place Last Night, and It Was Worse Than Usual
    I'll probably continue to watch this show through the end because I'm a sucker for trashy TV and because I like David and Lauren, but at this point, that seems like a six-month commitment, max. #melroseplace
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Melrose Place: The Long Wait Continues
    Of course she's the killer. It's right there in her name: Violent! #melroseplace
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Melrose Place: The Long Wait Continues
    Things I have learned from this show:

    1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
    2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
    3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
    4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
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    11/04/09

    @DahlELama: Sometime in '94 I was at a club (the End Up in SF, maybe) and an Amanda Woodward drag queen was walking around. She looked great. The clothes, hair and make-up were all spot on. I talked to her for a while and when we parted ways she gave me her card: Amanda Woodward, D&D Advertising, with the logo and everything. Amazing. #melroseplace
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    11/04/09

    @BicycleShed: Oh my God--if you could produce a picture of that, it would totally become my new avatar. That is fantastic. #melroseplace
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    11/04/09

    @DahlELama: Yes, that's what this show needs -- Drag Queen Amanda!

    Also, the writers may want to consider picking up some of their own threads. I mean, Jane Mancini happened, yet no mention! In the last episode, we thought Violet would start making Michael's life a living hell, which would've been entertaining to watch --

    Yet no mention last night!

    These guys also do not understand the concept of the Melrose Cliffhanger. Something shocking and sexy/creepy happens at the end and then we pick it right back up the following week. I swear if they got their cliffhangers right they'd be on the right track. #melroseplace
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    11/04/09

    @ImFeedingMattDamon: You are so right. Six words: Kimberly. Bomb. Best season finale ever. #melroseplace
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    11/05/09

    @DahlELama: I'll look for it in California when I am there next month. I think I saved it with another business card I received in the mid-90s. It was given to me in a dive bar in Sacramento by an older man who seemed insane. It was the shape of a business card, but was on regular paper. On the top, in colored pencil colored bubble letters (each letter a different color) it read: NUMEROLOGY ASTROLOGY TAROT. On the bottom, after the number, it read: CUT THE CRAP, I'M PSYCHIC! Months later this same man became my client when I was a social worker who worked with mentally ill clients. #melroseplace
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again
    Also, Lourdes looks much cuter now that Madonna let her tweeze her unibrow and donate the remains to Locks of Love. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    @scroll_lock: Not cool. She's a kid. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    @pureblarney: Come off it, touchy one. There was a post yesterday whose author cited the unibrow. Where was your indignation then? #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    @scroll_lock: Not everyone reads every Gawker post ever. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    @pureblarney: If you're business is fameballing, then this is one of the cost centers. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    @katekate is squared: I know- merely citing precedent. Also, they SHOULD be reading every post. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    @BadUncle: Fortunately, I'm not a business. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again
    The chick in the middle's tiny head is weirding me out- especially since it's dwarfed by that man's body they photoshopped it on. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again
    This Ashlee Simpson news is doubly sad: first, because I think it gives away the murder mystery plot! And, second, because I care. #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    @ronniedobbs: I had the same two thoughts last night. It's nice to know I'm not alone. Also, must they get rid of the beautiful man? #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again
    Is it just me, or does "Avenues" sound like a bad name for a nightclub? It would, however, make a great name for a celebrity rehab center.
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    10/23/09

    @i'm a bottle: It's Avenue, singular. Put down that bottle of laudanum and join me at Eric Clapton's Crossroads Residential Drug Treatment Center(TM). #ashleesimpson
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Amanda Woodward Will Not Be Denied
    Does this mean she will start singing again? If so I'm really torn about this. #melroseplace
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Amanda Woodward Will Not Be Denied
    Wow, did not see that coming! Not that I'm particularly disappointed, nor did it seem like they were really taking her character anywhere, but it's still kind of sad. Also, the guy who plays Auggie is really pretty, so that sucks. #melroseplace
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