@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: yeah i feel like i'm reading the fucking place mat at ihop. like they're proud of their newly found total lack of stories. i wish i had just saved papers from 10 years ago on days i didn't read it. la times was the shit back then.
The part I don't understand is where the eeeevil Kenyan gov't, gifted with the prescience to plant an extra-terrestrial, vat-raised alien clone, lo 40 years ago, whilst using time travel to insert birth notices in two HA newspapers and using sleeper HA civil servants to slip in a "short" birth certificate, then just for giggles, naming it "Barack Hussein", can't also use their Witch Mountain technology to also put the "long" birth certificate. Because all the time-traveling, Area-51 using, human clone raising, sleeper agent staffing, Kenyan Secret Service agents that I know are professional enough to go the final mile and take care of such details. We really should give them their due. They may be Kenyan civil servants, but they're hard-working Kenyan civil servants. It's because "Birthers" hate The Government, isn't it?
@Mediahohoho: And as long as we stick to our archaic belief that standardization across our country = too much power for the feds, then our elections, our records, every damn point of comparison we have in our country will always be held up to scrutiny. Case in point: Gore v. Florida, 2000.
@fisheyevision: Y'all are just trying to bait me into making a joke about a stillbirth, which will get me bitched out by a certain humorless commenter.
"it can't release a paper copy of the president's original birth certificate because they say the state government discarded the original document when the health department records went electronic some eight years ago."
Poppycock. If true, then why didn't they say this in the first place? And why can't they produce the microfilm or scan? Slim chance some Hawaiian administrator didn't farm the document archiving to their brother-in-law.
CNN used to be a place I went to to get the news. Now it seems like mostly a channel for right wing blowhards. Sounds kind of like Fox, in fact. How about a little diversity on our channels?
It used to be that Americans could usually agree upon what reality was and perhaps what the country's issues, strengths, weaknesses or problems may have been.
Some disagreement in how to deal with these are where parties, philosophies and individual politics would divert.
It seems these days most sides can't even agree on what reality is.
Lou's fallback will now be to close his eyes, clasp his hands together and pray that a North Korean nuclear missile will strike Hawaii and wipe out everything including any and all certifications of live birth.
Someone check his dressing room - this is exactly what he's doing RIGHT NOW.
So now apparently Jon Klein, Janice Okubo and the Hawaii Health Department are all in on the conspiracy.
Seriously, I normally hate when an editor, or in this case network president, kills a story, but this was making CNN and anyone else who jumped on this as a legitimate issue look foolish.
@ChillbearLatrigue: Seriously! Did you see the segment Gawker posted of Chris Matthews jumping over Gordon Liddy? I love him how he was patronizing him, asking him was Michelle in on the conspiracy? Obama's mother? Michelle's mother?
True be told, the entire state of Hawaii devised this plan to take over and become the world's most powerful island!!!
@ChillbearLatrigue: What is unfortunate is that the 24 hour news channels have degraded so far that the commentators cannot be trusted to use their independent judgment to not waste time on frivolous stories and the CNN president is force to step in to kill the story.
I really hope the last speech Obama gives as President begins with the line "Growing up as an Indonesian Muslim ..." just to stick it to these fuckers.
@TubOfTaft: I hope he ends that speech with "I am looking forward to the free time I will have to make love to all of the white women in America. Especially your daughters. Thank you, Obama OUT."
In my scenario, he's single and has no children. A girl can dream.
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Because all the time-traveling, Area-51 using, human clone raising, sleeper agent staffing, Kenyan Secret Service agents that I know are professional enough to go the final mile and take care of such details.
We really should give them their due. They may be Kenyan civil servants, but they're hard-working Kenyan civil servants.
It's because "Birthers" hate The Government, isn't it?
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Poppycock. If true, then why didn't they say this in the first place? And why can't they produce the microfilm or scan? Slim chance some Hawaiian administrator didn't farm the document archiving to their brother-in-law.
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NJ is the same way, go get your birth certificate, its a ELECTRONIC copy they print and put a seal on now. There is no original paper anymore.
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BARACK OBAMA, WHY WON'T YOU RELEASE YOUR FAITH CERTIFICATE????
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Some disagreement in how to deal with these are where parties, philosophies and individual politics would divert.
It seems these days most sides can't even agree on what reality is.
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Someone check his dressing room - this is exactly what he's doing RIGHT NOW.
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Seriously, I normally hate when an editor, or in this case network president, kills a story, but this was making CNN and anyone else who jumped on this as a legitimate issue look foolish.
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True be told, the entire state of Hawaii devised this plan to take over and become the world's most powerful island!!!
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In my scenario, he's single and has no children. A girl can dream.