Columbia is a hotbed of people who don't like each other very much pretending to be friends. This sort of thing was bound to happen sooner or later. #ivyleague
I blame FoxNews for this, because obviously the lack of punches to the face there have created some sort of punch-to-the-face void that's making new assholes in the most unlikelierly-est places. #ivyleague
Here's the synopsis for the Adam Sandler film: A beleaguered small-business owner gets a harmonium and embarks on a romantic journey with a mysterious woman.
Pow, whitey! Right in the harmonium. Enjoy your romantic journey to the barroom floor. #ivyleague
and practiced community development by technically assisting her with a sucker punch in the face
You are killing me with this stuff. However, I don't think the hypothesis has been adequately tested until we have a one eyed black transgendered amputee duking it out with an Asian kid in a wheelchair. #ivyleague
"I'll say, 'You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts,'" he reports. The next thing you know, you'll get a picture of a breast," he says with a hearty laugh.
As if the mental image of sexting grandparents isn't hot enough, we're also invited to imagine the tantalizing digital photo of a single elderly breast that so effectively turns that old dude on.
I'd like to not have to think of John McCain's wobbly bits, please. (Too late!) It's really just too much. And then you add that with some sort of flailing sex floppage on old gnarled-neck Cindy, and I'm ready for a vom bucket. Urh, but there' s already Preparation H., Tucks pads, and a chaser of Ben-Gay in there, like the chocolate covered strawberries of elderly seduction...
11/10/09
11/10/09
11/10/09
11/10/09
11/10/09
11/10/09
11/10/09
11/10/09
11/10/09
Here's the synopsis for the Adam Sandler film: A beleaguered small-business owner gets a harmonium and embarks on a romantic journey with a mysterious woman.
Pow, whitey! Right in the harmonium. Enjoy your romantic journey to the barroom floor. #ivyleague
11/10/09
You are killing me with this stuff. However, I don't think the hypothesis has been adequately tested until we have a one eyed black transgendered amputee duking it out with an Asian kid in a wheelchair. #ivyleague
11/04/09
As if the mental image of sexting grandparents isn't hot enough, we're also invited to imagine the tantalizing digital photo of a single elderly breast that so effectively turns that old dude on.
11/04/09
(Help me.)
11/05/09
11/05/09
@raincoaster: Goddammit, where's my pic? Those meddling kids musta taken it! #faketrends
11/04/09
11/04/09
11/05/09
11/04/09
On the other hand, writers who invent their own words for trends they pulled out of their asses have been dubbed Fuckers many generations ago.
11/04/09
gmama gots 2 tk mai pillz #faketrends
11/04/09
11/04/09
11/04/09
11/04/09