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    Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    have someone walking around through each episode going, "Mahwidge!"
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    Image of Ed Ed
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    I love the "From the Mixed-Up Filed of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler" idea!
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    11/17/08

    @Ed: My favorite book as a kid. Too bad the fountain is gone or they could go skinny dipping for quarters.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    Seeing her name rendered a cutesy portemanteau in the Post as "LilyBart," Serena's mother realizes that her career as a serial wife has left her spiritually dead. After attempting to regain a sense of purpose - as well as an accepted place in the ton following the revelation of her efforts to bribe the jury in the Jarndyce and Jarndyce case her contesting owevership of a Murakami canvas - by working as Blair's social secretary, she succumbs to her chloral hydrate-laced Smart Water (TM) addiction and is found on a catafalque in front of the MOMA.
    Distraught over their mother's death and the Page Six headlines about Serena's being seen in a compromising situation with Jared Kushner, Erik and his sister embrace each other one last time before the waters of the East River overtake them, never to be seen again.
    Upon learning that Blair's fathers refuse to bless their union until their own marriage is legally recognized, Chuck shoots Blair in the middle of St. Patrick's; while she survives, he is sentenced to social death. Before taking his final leave of them all to join Dan at the Lunch Table of Eternal Solitude, Blair kisses his lips once, creates a shrine made of scarves outside Tory Burch, lightly tosses her blood red clutch aside, and throws herself under the F train.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    Was My Dinner with Andre regarding the riveting and charismatic portrayal by Andre the Giant as Fezzik from The Princess Bride, and his obvious Oscar snubbery?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    Vaclav Havel
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    What about if Xiu Xiu scored an episode? Imagine Chace Crawfish singing "I Love the Valley OH!" while making out with Jenny and fantasizing about her brother...
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    If John Adams scored an episode - I would watch this show.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    As a play-within-a-play they could have the Gossip Girl cast put on their own production of Alban Berg's Lulu.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    Re: music, my favorite avant-gay:



    + Watch video
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/17/08

    @MattGaymon:

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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    Have Serena wear a shirt that covers more than 1/4 of her boobs. Although that would result in a loss of a large part of the male viewership. But still, it might class up the joint.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    11/17/08

    @EleanorRigby: Bite your tongue, Eleanor!!! Should you continue to suggest such wildly off-putting things, I'll be forced to say, "Good day, Ma'am!" and stomp away crossly.
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    11/17/08

    @Nard: I apologize. Seeing what inappropriately cut top she wears to high class events or college interviews is half the fun. So I guess we'll file that under "inconceivable ways to class up GG."
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    11/17/08

    @EleanorRigby: I'm sorry I yelled. I've not seen the show, but I enjoy the still shots and would hate to lose out on them.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    11/17/08

    In reply to Wallace Shawn and Other Conceivable Ways to Class Up Gossip Girl
    Gossip Girl is gettin' sophistication? I don't think that word means what they think it means.
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