Kim Kardashian's Obituary for her Kitten, Annotated and Explained
There's unfortunate news coming out of L.A. this morning. Kim Kardashian wrote a tearful goodbye post to her little, Mercy, who died of stomach cancer earlier this week.
It's the Irish vs. the Italians in Mercy's Drunken Hospital Waiting Room Brawl
Mercy's St. Patrick's Day episode included a gigantic brawl between drunk Irish folks and drunk Italians—what would Snooki and the gang think?! Fortunately, Michelle Tratchenberg's character came to the rescue by dousing them all with a fire extinguisher.
Megan Fox Explains Her Smoldering Disdain for Fat Kids Bearing Flowers
Megan Fox cites confusion in explaining away the infamous flower incident, Ryan Seacrest is developing a Lindsay Lohan reality show, Kate Moss is an absolute pain in the arse girlfriend, and Katie Lee Joel's new man is shagging fashion editors.
Family Guy Would Like an Emmy for Best Gratuitous Non Sequiturs
An annoying TV show would like some recognition, please. Terrible originals and remakes are getting made all over town. Danny McBride continues his ascendancy. And people get TV deals and I don't.
