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Stephen Colbert Admits He Has 'Twatted'
Twitter is "the latest computer craze," according to easily startled Today hostess Meredith Vieira, who didn't get the answer she expected from wacky Stephen Colbert when she asked if he used the microblogging service. Watch! More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by David Margolis: twat and cocaine! I am a concerned citizen whose has become aware of a small scandal in the war on drugs... 22 Responses | Other threads
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Rod Blagojevich, Media Masochist
Failed horse traderGov.Rod Blagojevich continues his sad media tour on the Today show today, where Meredith Vieira succeeds in making him sound like Bill Clinton in his most pitiful Lewinsky scandal moments.
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Comment by Pope John Peeps II: I am NEVER going to have a good reason to post this. So I'm just going to do it. [img.metro.co.uk] 6 Responses | Other threads
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marketing
Tori Spelling, Others To Save Advertising
NBC is launching a female-focused quasi-marketing agency featuring the following people: Maria Bartiromo, Meredith Vieira, and Tori Spelling. Raise your hand if you don't see the problems with this. (Hand down, Tori). More » -
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Meredith Vieira is the Grim Reaper of Marriage
Just months after making Matt Lauer cry inside about his divorce, Meredith Vieira proclaims a tourist couple's 30-year marriage over on the Today show. Click to watch the mean lady who causes all divorce. More »
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tom cruise
Everything Tom Cruise Knows About Bush, He Learned From the 'Today' Teleprompter
Tom Cruise reunited with Matt Lauer on the Today Show this morning, and fortunately for the audience, Cruise's strategy appeared to be, "Bring the crazy up front and as early as possible." -
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Lynne Spears Book Tour to Address The Real Victim: Lynne Spears
It ain't easy being Lynne Spears: sure, you can live off the wealth accumulated from your daughters' hard work and sell their teen pregnancy secrets to OK! for a million dollars, but occasionally, people will think you're a bad parent! That's why it's important for Lynne to set the record straight, and the Today Show gave her just the forum this morning. Hawking her book Through the Storm, Lynne discussed the perils of overexposing your children, something that will surely be nipped in the bud by her incredibly revealing tell-all about daughter Britney's loss of virginity. Congratulations, Lynne: here's your celebratory Cheeto. [Today] -
defamer
Martha Stewart Is No Lush, But She Sure Loves Getting Talk Show Hosts Trashed
After gleefully watching along as Martha Stewart doused Conan O'Brien with all sorts of lush-inducing cocktails, from Guinness to gin to mystery concoctions, we put on our thinking caps and sorted through our clip-clustered memories. After we cleared the cobwebs a bit, we remembered that this wasn't the first time Martha shared her love of liquor with television hosts. Loyal Defamer readers will recall her 8am rise-and-shine mixers with Meredith Vieira on The Today Show last month, and insomniacs will certainly remember her booze-on-the-brain appearance on The Late Show last week (in which she listed at least four indecipherable drinks she calls her "favorites"). But her fondness of ladylike cocktails doesn't stop there. Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer put together a burp-filled mashup of our favorite Professional Housewife's alcohol-drenched appearances of late; as always, video is available the jump. More » -
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Meredith Vieira Asks Hillary Why She Insists On Losing
Earlier on Today, Matt Lauer lobbed a couple softballs at John McCain, then Meredith Vieira interviewed Hillary Clinton with some tough, contentious questions about why, precisely, the former first lady hadn't just locked this goddamn nomination up already. Because she's a liar? Then Matt Lauer had a genial chat with Barack Obama. LEAVE HILLARY ALONE! -
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Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast
Why the Today Show waited so long to combine massive martinis, Meredith Vieira and Martha Stewart into a segment is beyond us. After watching two of the most regal small screen dames tip back an early morning stiff one, we're ready to hand the producers a Daytime Emmy. The festivities began with Martha calmly asking Meredith if she'd prefer gin or vodka in her martini (no Cosmos for these boozehounds), Meredith got all flustered and said, "Uhhhh, whatever you recommend?!" Martha's suggestion? "I like vodka!" More » -
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On "Today," Meredith Vieira slobbers over the MacBook Air
It's not just the fanboys who are drooling over Apple's new MacBook Air: Today show host Meredith Vieira says, "I've heard that if you lick it, you own it." And then proceeds to give Steve Jobs's creation a tongue bath, live, on national TV.
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defamer
Report: NBC Paying $1 Million To Record Paris Hilton's First Post-Jail Crocodile Tears
It feels like only yesterday that Paris Hilton was re-jailed after one magical night of luxuriating in the freedom of home-imprisonment, but the moment when she finally emerges from an unjust incarceration and shines as a Mandelaesque beacon of hope to all of those affected by Los Angeles County's oppressive system of celebutardtheid is nigh. And when Hilton exits the Century Regional Detention Facility sometime next week, she will need to be greeted by a television camera and a friendly face to ease her transition into her new role as Goodwill Ambassador for Stuff She Cares About Now. More » -
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Remainders: Carmen Electra Keeps Fatties Away From Meatpacking District
• And so the Meatpacking District continues to burn: tomorrow night, Level V hosts a party for NV, the "beauty enhancing diet pill" currently being hawked by Carmen Electra. How appropriately gauche. [Animal] More » -
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At What Point Does It Stop Being 'A New Day at Today'?
This one's a doozy, a dauntingly long clip, but worth it just for the total mindmelt that was this morning's Today show. Apparently the world is so lacking in news that producers were actually able to air a six-minute segment on how Meredith Vieira — she's the new co-host, have you heard? — is, you know, THE NEW CO-HOST! Complete with sweeping soundtracks and a whirlwind look back at her first two weeks, this is clearly one for the show's forthcoming montage of montages.
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By JessicaComment by ImaPseudonym: She does find out who is her friend (and who isn't), right? I was distracted by boredom. So... more » | Other threads
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Remembering Meredith Vieira's First Day
We were crippled with indecision this morning, unable to declare which moment from Meredith Vieira's debut on the Today show was so horribly cloying as to merit hosting a clip — but now there's no question that this is it. At the end of the show, it's two minutes of magic, Meredith Vieira's First Day Highlight Reel, a moving look back at everything that happened two hours ago. Your ears will bleed, but your heart will soar when you see the "first half-hour" high five. -
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This Will All Be Really Sad if She's Canned in Two Months
It's now two hours into Meredith Vieira's debut on the Today show, and we can muster but one feeling: nausea. Not because Vieira's bad — she actually blends seamlessly, as if she'd spent her life preparing for friendly on-air flirtation with Matt Lauer. And she's pretty, so we automatically like her. More »
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today
Meredith Vieira Cannot Sit with Us at Lunch Anymore
Watching The View used to be one of those guilty little pleasures you did in secret, like eating a whole pint of Cherry Garcia in one sitting, or reading. It was the comfort of sitting around with the gals, chatting about everything, without having to leave your house or actually know any gals. More »
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By gdelahayeComment by el smrtmnky: anyone who's a downlow fan of the view knows MV doesn't wear panties...and loves to kiss the ladies. more » | Other threads
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Remainders: Meredith Vieira Will Never Take Away Your Lifeline
• Meredith Vieira preps for her forthcoming role as Today show co-host by visiting the newsroom and, um, taping Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. The contrast of morning show queen to cheesy game-show host may be funny now, but just wait until she's doing a tough AM interview with a heavy hitter and asks them, "Is that your final answer?" [NYDN] More »
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By JessicaComment by theannalog: Note the typo in the Hitchens obit: Hitchens is survived by his wife, Carol Blue, their daughter Antonia, and two other... more » | Other threads
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cameron diaz
Gossip Roundup: Justin Timberlake Realizes Cameron Diaz Is Inappropriately Old for Him
• Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz may be completely done, though the couple is reportedly keeping the news under wraps. Better to let the press focus on Diaz's rumored nose job, right? [Janet Charlton] More »
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By JessicaComment by Moonshine Mike: rude men make the gossip world go 'round. Without them, it's back to pictures of britney's back. Su Su Sudio?... more » | Other threads
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lindsay lohan
Gossip Roundup: Lohan, Hilton, Diddy Create Angry Clusterfuck
• Try and follow: At an impromptu Prince performance at Butter, Lindsay Lohan follows her mortal enemy Paris Hilton into the bathroom. They have a big fight, because bathroom activities make you edgy and angry. Lohan returns to the main room to find Diddy sitting at her table, and jokingly asks what he's doing there. Diddy doesn't see the humor and yells at her to get out. There's a scuffle with his bodyguards, and Lohan is removed from the table. Later, at Bungalow 8, Lohan and Hilton sit at separate tables and compete to see who can stay at the club the longest. This item has been brought to you by D.A.R.E. [R&M] More » -
meredith vieira
Meredith Vieira Readies Herself for 'Today' Show Hardball
Network upfronts kick off today, heralding that wonderful time when the sparkly-toothed denizens of television unveil their fall schedules to advertisers. First up, under a dazzling array of fireworks accompanied by a marching band, NBC will "formally" introduce The View's Meredith Vieira as Katie Couric's replacement on the Today show. Vieira, meanwhile, has been trying to prepare for her new morning gig: More »
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By JessicaComment by Leon Freilich: KATIE & MEREDITH First a tear, Then a grin: Sweetheart out, Sweetheart in. more » | Other threads
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puff daddy
Remainders: Manhattan's Apocalypse, Visualized Now
• For you alarmists out there who believe in the myth of forthcoming environmental disasters, enjoy a map of what Manhattan would look like if the sea levels were to rise a healthy 9 meters. Au revoir, Alphabet City. [Flood.firetree.net] More » -
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Rosie Rides the Bus With Her Sister to 'The View'
According to a report released late last night by the Associated Press, Rosie O'Donnell will be replacing Meredith Vieira on The View. Um, OK? Was ABC particularly impressed with Rosie's big gay cruise? Is that what precipated this decision? More » -
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There's Only One Speechwriter in Morning Television
Now that it's been a good week since Katie Couric and Meredith Vieira announced their respective farewells, we've moved past the teary hysterics and can finally take a logical look at the situation. Thinking clearly, we realize that Katie's departure and Meredith's move to the Today Show really won't be that big of a deal — as a handy video from Comedy Central shows, the two women are the exact same person. More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Meredith Vieira's Tragic Past
• Before she suffered abuse at the hands of Star Jones, Meredith Vieira had an abusive boyfriend to deal with. As she heads to the Today show, these serious revelations unfortunately do not help us forget that she hosts Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. [R&M] More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Continuing the AM Ladies Shuffle
• ABC is rumored to be eyeing Everybody Loves Raymond star Patricia Heaton as Meredith Vieira's replacement on The View. Heaton is a right-winger, which means Elizabeth Hasselbeck won't be as necessary to the mix, and she may be booted for Fuse VJ Marianela Pereyra. Back to Survivor for you, Lizzie. [Page Six] More » -
meredith vieira
Vieira Goes to 'Today'
We're sitting here, watching the View and listening to Meredith Vieira talk about Katie Couric's move to CBS, when our ears perk up at the sound of Barbara Walters abruptly switching to her soft-and-sensitive voice: "And after the break, some news of our own." More »
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By JessicaComment by Sue Duhnim: I don't think Katie considered the drop this will cause in her frequent flyer miles. more » | Other threads
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meredith vieira
Remainders: Getting to Know Meredith Vieira
• The Today Show may be losing Katie Couric's legs, but there's still hope if Meredith Vieira takes her place: Vieira eschews underwear in favor of nature's breeze. [TMZ] More »
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